Sing along! That'll piss him off.

Ok! Just got back from the pub. I had steak, and yes Nivvie, Tesco's was closed.

I was making snide comments?

I don't know the words and he keeps changing songs.

Urm, no, my grandmother was making snide comments.

Sing something random loudly then.

Oh I see, silly me. I'm still hungry!

I'm thinking I'm peckish, but it's boredom.

I think I'm hemmoraging to death through my ears.

I tought you was having lunch at 2/2:30?

I did have lunch then.

and you're peckish?

No, like I said, I might think i am, but I'm just bored.

I mean, I just ate and I'm still hungry, but I'm bigger than you, therefore I need more food

I'm younger.
One is on a deletion spree.

I'm bored too.
I'm going to go and behead some daffodils from the garden and bring them in. It's like a small army of triffids out there, massing, plotting....I need to thin them out a little.

I have cheese cake in the fridge, raspberry cheese cake... I've just checked, apparently I eat it last night...

As in you ate it last night?

I do that. I forget things, then end up so hurt and disappointed....now I want cheesecake...

Atleast he's not playing schnapi

Fuck i hate that retarded song,they used to play it every damn 15 minutes on the radio.

Better pack a shotgun loaded with shells that fire razor blade buckshot.

I just hallucinated.