alright, turns out one of you is more of a stinky cuntbag than even i knew about. if anyone knows the identity of the AOL user "Defamation Zero", would they please let me know so i can start flaming the shit out of them across the board? btw does harassing me count as grounds for a ban? if so, ban that asshole right now. jesus fucking christ. fuck fuck fuck.

oh and btw if the cocksucker who fucked with me this morning wants to just reveal themself and apologize like a fucking adult, feel more than welcome. your bullshit "sorry, forget it" is just disgusting.

lol

apostate87: well what the fuck is your problem? get a life, asshole. all you had to do was tell me your name on darkforum
apostate87: but i guess you enjoy playing games with me too much
apostate87: so just forget it
Defamation Zero: and all you had to do was not freak out like a whiny bitch when i was only playing with you.
apostate87: i don't get played, son. i'd like you to call me a whiny bitch to my face. i'd eviscerate your ass right now.
Defamation Zero: 1. i'm not your son.
Defamation Zero: 2. did you just threaten to eviscerate me.. on the internet?
Defamation Zero: and I'M the childish and rude one.
Defamation Zero: bottom line
Defamation Zero: no matter how bad your day is, i only messaged you because i enjoy your DF posts and have told you as much
Defamation Zero: i never intended to offend you
Defamation Zero: i had no idea you would take this so seriously
Defamation Zero: consider it forgotten. have a nice day.


Are you going to eviscerate me now?

suck my fucking cock, wickedlady. you're such a fucktard it makes me fucking sick. i ask you a simple fucking question and you just totally disrefuckinggard me and play with your fucking twat. you play with people on the wrong fucking day and don't even let them fucking know who the fuck you are and you get people pissed off. so shut the hell up and btw, fucking retard, (a) if you're gonna post the conversation, go ahead and post the whole fucking thing, you fucking reject, and (b) 'to my face' means we're not just talking shit on the internet but you're right the fuck in front of me and i can pull your fucking rotten whore intestines out with my hands and piss in the hole.
that being said, thanks for at least letting me know it was you.

what did you do?

apostate87: who is this
apostate87: lol
Defamation Zero: omg who are you?
apostate87: asked you first.
apostate87: i don't have all day, buddy. out with it. where do you know me from.
apostate87: look either tell me or fuck off
Defamation Zero: Well
Defamation Zero: Hm
Defamation Zero: I seem to have a bit of a dilemma here
Defamation Zero: Either I can tell you straight away who I am
Defamation Zero: or I we can play the guessing game
Defamation Zero: I really love games.
apostate87: let's put it this way. you tell me who you are right now or i block your retarded ass. do you really love getting blocked? i'm not in a good moode today.
apostate87: mood*
Defamation Zero: what leads you to believe I'm retarded?
Defamation Zero: Obviously I have to know who you are.
Defamation Zero: Are you in the habit of making friends with retarded people?
apostate87: the fact that you seem not to understand the question "who is this?"
Defamation Zero: No, I understand it.
Defamation Zero: i've already mentioned that I am at an impasse.
Defamation Zero: You don't have a sense of humor, do you?
apostate87: jesus fucking christ. not today
Defamation Zero: That's funny. You're usually amusing on DF.
apostate87: well, what little happiness was left inside of me died yesterday
apostate87: and not for any reason pertaining to df
Defamation Zero: did you lose your testicles?
apostate87: i might as well have. that would have been better.
Defamation Zero: what did you lose?
apostate87: none of your business.
apostate87: not at least until you tell me who you are. or don't. but say what you want to say.
Defamation Zero: i didn't want to say anything, really. it's been a long time since I added anyone new from DF
Defamation Zero: so i figured i'd give it a try
apostate87: well congratulations, maybe you're not retarded after all. you succeeded.
Defamation Zero: haha. Right. you would never have the balls to call me retarded on the forums.
Defamation Zero: you seem to think that since you don't know who i am yet, you have the leeway to say things like that.
apostate87: give me your screen name and you'll see a brand new thread in every subforum.
Defamation Zero: and i'll see you promptly banned for that.
Defamation Zero: come now. don't act all high and mighty.
apostate87: entitled "(your sn goes here) sucks my cock."
Defamation Zero: i only thought i'd try making a new DF friend.
apostate87: and if you ban me, then fuck you
Defamation Zero: sorry it offended you.
apostate87: i have better things to do than waste my time entertaining idiots who won't answer me when i ask who they are
apostate87: it's rude and childish and i don't appreciate it
Defamation Zero: what's rude and childish is calling someone retarded when you don't even know who they are.
Defamation Zero: something else that's rude and childish is threatening to start a thread in every board about how "so and so sucks cock"
apostate87: that's it. i have half a mind to quit darkforum right now, if someone like you has the power to ban me
Defamation Zero: i was only trying to have a laugh with you. sorry i bothered.
Defamation Zero: i don't have the power to ban you.
Defamation Zero: but i can still see it done.
apostate87: well what the fuck is your problem? get a life, asshole. all you had to do was tell me your name on darkforum
apostate87: but i guess you enjoy playing games with me too much
apostate87: so just forget it
Defamation Zero: and all you had to do was not freak out like a whiny bitch when i was only playing with you.
apostate87: i don't get played, son. i'd like you to call me a whiny bitch to my face. i'd eviscerate your ass right now.
Defamation Zero: 1. i'm not your son.
Defamation Zero: 2. did you just threaten to eviscerate me.. on the internet?
Defamation Zero: and I'M the childish and rude one.
Defamation Zero: bottom line
Defamation Zero: no matter how bad your day is, i only messaged you because i enjoy your DF posts and have told you as much
Defamation Zero: i never intended to offend you
Defamation Zero: i had no idea you would take this so seriously
Defamation Zero: consider it forgotten. have a nice day.



Now everyone can see what a fucking insane whiny bitch you are. If you hadn't freaked out and started acting like a dick hole, I would have told you who I was. But after your first "fuck off", I decided not to.

If you're really that unstable, perhaps you should have just blocked me off the bat. Or actually, given that you seem to be completely and utterly fucked in the head, you should just format your HD and buy a tetherball set.

Ooo! Another solution is:

DON'T POST YOUR AIM SCREEN NAME IN YOUR PUBLIC PROFILE IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A COCKLESS IDIOT CRYBABY TO HANDLE THE CONSEQUENCES.

well, anybody who thinks i'm fucked up in the head after reading that can just go fuck themselves. i don't need your fucking approval. go get fucked.

You may not need my approval. But you definitely need:

1. A sense of humor

2. Anger management

3. Drugs

or perhaps don't fucking send messages to people and not be prepared to act civil if you don't want to piss me the fuck off. do you understand how much of a stupid, stinking slut you are?

you know what, i need advice from you like i need a hole in my dick. i asked you politely to tell me who the fuck you were and you were prolly too busy sucking your pops off to just be a decent fucking human being. i don't have to be civil if you weren't.

christ fucking jesus you're a moderator aren't you? i knew this place was a hell hole but damn it i didn't know it was that bad. btw, if you wanna make friends, you can start off by answering their simple fucking questions, especially after they tell you they're not in the mood to play your games.

This is the goofiest thing of all time

And I have already explained I was fully prepared to do so until you said apostate87: i don't have all day, buddy. out with it. where do you know me from.
apostate87: look either tell me or fuck off
.

If you don't have a hole in your dick, how do you pee?

You really are overreacting.

I mod the Movies board. I don't do shit else or have any power or want of power anywhere else. You don't even post on that board, so my presence there should have no effect on your darkforum experience.

And if it's such a hell hole, why do you stay?

tips -

saying "fuck you, fuck off, get fucked" to someone, really doesn't make much difference.

constantly saying "i dont care" then coming back for more and keeping on retorting means you do in fact, care.

starting off by being a bit of a moody asshole to someone as soon as your first conversation starts, really sets the pace for the rest of the conversation, and the type of replies you're going to get.

relax.

you don't get anywhere by threatening people.

plus, WL pwns.

You talk that way to Wicked Lady, you are officially OFF Fr0g's List of Cool Darkforum People. So fuck Apostate.