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12-14-06

wow. you're totally <3ing on me WL.

if you didn't live so far away, i'd be either workin on a pre-emptive restraining order, or checking my bedsprings are fit for months of action.



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... Not only can I fuck like an 18 year old ...
i'm not so sure that's a good thing :-)
  
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wow. you're totally <3ing on me WL.

if you didn't live so far away, i'd be either workin on a pre-emptive restraining order, or checking my bedsprings are fit for months of action.
Pfft. Well fine. And to think I was going to ask you to hang with me when I finally make it to London in the spring. But go ahead. Consider your restraining order. I will just use one of my new British slang words I learned from a dude today and call you a James Blunt.


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i'm not so sure that's a good thing :-)
Dyshade sexins are always a good thing. Trust me. We've been e-humping for 6 years.


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12-14-06

metal having face indeed! don't get pissy with me because apostate doesn't like you


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Pfft. Well fine. And to think I was going to ask you to hang with me when I finally make it to London in the spring. But go ahead. Consider your restraining order. I will just use one of my new British slang words I learned from a dude today and call you a James Blunt.
restraining orders are just another way of saying "i love you"

hehe. i dont even know if you can get them over here. and like i'd turn you away. frankly, if you didn't hit me up when being in london, i'd be most intensely insulted.

i also really need to say, in rhyming slang, you never say the second word, the one that does the rhyming.

"alrite me old china."

china plate = mate = friend.

yup. james blunt is a new one.



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doesn't restraining orders come under asbos these days?


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restraining orders are just another way of saying "i love you"

hehe. i dont even know if you can get them over here. and like i'd turn you away. frankly, if you didn't hit me up when being in london, i'd be most intensely insulted.

i also really need to say, in rhyming slang, you never say the second word, the one that does the rhyming.

"alrite me old china."

china plate = mate = friend.

yup. james blunt is a new one.
Yeah. My dude Murray (Bolton fan. Ew.) just informed me about that.

James Blunt = cunt


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After a hard days work. It's always nice to come home and read whats been added to this thread!

Humor IS the best medicine


Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you...

Nice guys finish last
It isn't just a saying.. It's a fact of life!

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12-15-06

I so fucking agree.
  
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You're welcome!


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that's just like fucking laundry - 12-15-06

i have an offsite function today so i need a van seeing that how mine's door will not stay shut, i dont have any papers on the van, and if the police see me in it, they will definatly pull me and its hard to do a plated for 87 in jail. so i get a van from laundry and 20 minutes later some guy asked to borrow it so he can get some smokes. that was half an hour a ago. the store is no more then 5 minutes away. now im sitting here on df waiting for this piece of shit so i can get started on my day. faggot


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report that shit stolen...


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then the police will impound the van


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call your local redneck and tell him hes an albino black man whos stolen your van full of white power literature.... he will get your van back.


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its not really my van, its the companies, but its not a bad move


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Yeah. My dude Murray (Bolton fan. Ew.) just informed me about that.

James Blunt = cunt
aye. i love that one. kids have no idea when you shout "stupid james!" at them.

first heard it on a satirical comedy called "dead ringers" where the main guy sung a song as james blunt and there's a line " 'so and so' ...keeps telling me... james blunt is rhyming slang"

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fuckin james. hehe.



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aye. i love that one. kids have no idea when you shout "stupid james!" at them.

first heard it on a satirical comedy called "dead ringers" where the main guy sung a song as james blunt and there's a line " 'so and so' ...keeps telling me... james blunt is rhyming slang"

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fuckin james. hehe.
Oh yeah. I'm having a blast with this stuff. I've been throwing out tosser and wanker and gobshite at everyone I insult these days. I feel so trendy.

surrealbabe, you're hereby banned from making that face ever again.

Tozzy you d00sh. Why aren't you ever on AIM?


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