this shit is clean... you ain't gotta worry about anything nasty.

*beats vampy in the head with a 12-pack*

i think that's borderline violent, so suck me off.

yeah but there can still be a slight funk to it...there are just some penises (peni?) that take to mouth better than others...

not that kind of force ..more like my head stuck against the wall and having my mouth fucked.

dude, i ain't got no fucking funk or random smelling shit. my shit is clean, trimmed and ready to be sucked like a blow pop.

hell yeah... ain't nothin better than a good mouth fuckin'.

good to know you take care of yourself. i wouldn't mess with a guy who's dick stinks, i'd tell him go home. haha

really? when was the last time you sucked your own dick? you seriously don't know till you get down there

i got enough testimonies to refer to...

haha good answer

women lie.

haha! better answer

sure they do, but they also keep coming back...

maybe you have a "sparkling personality"

...or a great dick.

pr you're good with your hands, that's always a very popular one.

it takes much more than just a "great dick" for great sex, hell if that's all it took then there would be a hell of a lot more dildos in circulation.

i'd finger fuck you 'till the whole house was wet. i got great fingers, you only wish you could feel them.

mm hmm...ok you win. I'm going to sleep. really. i am.