So I went to Texas.

I've heard that American customs are getting a little crazy, but JEEESSUUSSS!!!

I went through the green channel.

Official: Excuse me ma'am, can you step to one side please.

Me: Err, sure, what's the problem. Look, I have no bags, I'm only here to wake up a
virtual person with a bucket of water. *Points to bucket*

Official: Did you pack the water yourself?

Me: Yes. Poured it from my own tap.

Official: Has it been out of your sight at any time?

Me: Nope, well, except when I was in the toilet.

*Official talks into radio, I am led away to a room which contains an examination table and a big box of rubber gloves. Needless to say I now feel violated, and since I was denied entry to America, had to come home again. And they kept my bucket!! *

awe, poor Nivvie was violated

I can't sit down without painful memories flooding back.

frightening

yes crimsonnyte was right i will look at this thread and smile. because of what you've done to it and i'm seriously proud!
and she is right again i am from el paso texas.... but since you came here i didn't see you because i fell asleep
next time when you visit i'll make sure i'm awake this time. so i could be able to see nivvie.

Yeah, and meet me at the airport!!
Save me from the brutes, and hold up a card with my name on it so I know who you are!

"welcome to el paso texas nivvie from shyshy"

since i'm all ready at the airport......

um the brutes?

Customs officals!!!
They had rubber gloves!!!
They were suspicious of my bucket of water.

oh yeah those dudes!!

hmm well that wouldn't be a problem....

"does kung foo like in the metrix system"

welcome to the abandoned land
come on in child, take my hand
here there's no work or play
only one bill to pay
there's just five words to say
as you go down, down, down

you're gonna burn in hell
oh, burn in hell

you can't believe all the things i've done wrong in my life
without even trying i've lived on the edge of a knife
well, i've played with fire, but i don't want to get myself burned
to thine own self be true, so i think that it's time for a turn

before i burn in hell
oh, burn in hell

take a good look in your heart, tell me what do you see?
it's black and it's dark, now is that how you want it to be?
it's up to you, what you do will decide your own fate
make your choice now for tomorrow may be far too late

and then you'll burn in hell
hear no evil, don't you
see no evil, don't you
oh, burn in hell
lay no evil down on me
you're gonna burn in hell
speak no evil, don't you
think no evil, don't you
oh, burn in hell
play with evil, 'cause i'm free

hear no evil, don't you
see no evil, don't you
lay no evil down on me
you're gonna burn in hell
speak no evil, don't you
think no evil, don't you
play with evil, 'cause i'm free
you're gonna burn in hell
hear no evil, don't you
see no evil, don't you
lay no evil down on me
you're gonna burn in hell
speak no evil, don't you
think no evil, don't you
play with evil, 'cause i'm free
you're gonna burn in hell

hear no evil, don't you see no evil
oh, burn in hell
don't you lay no evil down on me
you're gonna burn in hell
speak no evil, don't you think no evil,
oh, burn in hell
don't you play with evil, 'cause i'm free
you're gonna burn in hell
hear no evil, don't you see no evil
oh, burn in hell
don't you lay no evil down on me

Wow!

You must love to type, or be really good at it.
That would take me forever.

I think she's copy and pasting Nivvie...-pet-

I did wonder, but then I thought she might be really bored again, and you rememebr what happened last time, it got all Barry Manilow.

That still seems like too much work to me.
I can barely be bothered to finish this sent.....

...ence.
Look!
New found energy!

yay Nivvie!

heh, you crack me up

Purple monkey dishwasher.

haha i got to www.sing365.com

you can get lyrics there.

plus i have alot of good extra time on my hands

Can I have some of your extra time please?

yes that you shall. your wish is my command!