Its been a few that I have been going with this single business. Its not going well and profits are low!
So heres the deal. The position is a pretty easy one. I'm not one to discriminate so all may apply. There is one exception however, this is a female position.
Relocating isn't a must but as the business may grow it should be considered. Education has to be at least that of a high school grad. Drug orientation, should be clean. Smokers and drug doers need apply elsewhere sorry!

Must be willing however to come to company parties and get buzzed from time to time so we can post pictures near the water cooler. Now I wont be the boss, this is an equal endeavor. The respect you give will be the respect that you get!
Now for a bit about me. I live with me mom...I don't have a job...or a car...

(I'm so sad) I've been sick the last week and lost weight...I have pretty good morals, manners and logic. I am great with kids and would die if I couldn't be a good father when the time comes. I'm not a big cheater, this company is the company of trust. I enjoy being honest and pride myself on it. I write poems, stories, songs and do all the art stuff from drawing to sculpting, paints. I love crafts and making action figures, working out from time to time, the out doors. I don't do guys nights out, I don't do strip clubs, I don't do threesomes (Hey sorry just not interested), I don't do drugs and haven't even tryed any and thats the way I like it!
So if you feel good about becoming part of the team and like whats on the table. Leave your resume here for me to look over. If you would like a speedier reply PM me and I will work with you there.
Home office in Fall River Ma. 02724
Thank you for your time