Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Welcome > Friendship
Reload this Page Taking applications for a girlfriend. Inquire in thread about position.
Friendship Discuss Taking applications for a girlfriend. Inquire in thread about position. in the Welcome forums; Its been a few that I have been going with this single business. Its not going well and profits are low! So heres the deal. The position is a pretty ...

Register and remove some of the ads.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  (#1) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
Taking applications for a girlfriend. Inquire in thread about position. - 02-26-06

Its been a few that I have been going with this single business. Its not going well and profits are low!

So heres the deal. The position is a pretty easy one. I'm not one to discriminate so all may apply. There is one exception however, this is a female position.

Relocating isn't a must but as the business may grow it should be considered. Education has to be at least that of a high school grad. Drug orientation, should be clean. Smokers and drug doers need apply elsewhere sorry! Must be willing however to come to company parties and get buzzed from time to time so we can post pictures near the water cooler. Now I wont be the boss, this is an equal endeavor. The respect you give will be the respect that you get!

Now for a bit about me. I live with me mom...I don't have a job...or a car... (I'm so sad) I've been sick the last week and lost weight...I have pretty good morals, manners and logic. I am great with kids and would die if I couldn't be a good father when the time comes. I'm not a big cheater, this company is the company of trust. I enjoy being honest and pride myself on it. I write poems, stories, songs and do all the art stuff from drawing to sculpting, paints. I love crafts and making action figures, working out from time to time, the out doors. I don't do guys nights out, I don't do strip clubs, I don't do threesomes (Hey sorry just not interested), I don't do drugs and haven't even tryed any and thats the way I like it!

So if you feel good about becoming part of the team and like whats on the table. Leave your resume here for me to look over. If you would like a speedier reply PM me and I will work with you there.

Home office in Fall River Ma. 02724

Thank you for your time


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#2) Old
Bella is Offline
lonely soul
Bella is on a distinguished road
 
Bella's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,156
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2002
Rating: 1 Votes / 5.00 Average
Credits: 38,464
   
02-26-06

Hm
I have a question before I pm you Sol
whats with the threesomes? I love threesomes Just imagine- you and me and ...f.e. Mia, wouldn't that be nice. Hmmm ... Mia
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#3) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-26-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bella
Hm
I have a question before I pm you Sol
whats with the threesomes? I love threesomes Just imagine- you and me and ...f.e. Mia, wouldn't that be nice. Hmmm ... Mia


It might be nice but poor Sol has had his heart hurting for the last few weeks and a threesome is the wrong kind of medicine.


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#4) Old
Bella is Offline
lonely soul
Bella is on a distinguished road
 
Bella's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,156
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2002
Rating: 1 Votes / 5.00 Average
Credits: 38,464
   
02-26-06

Wrong kind of medicine ... two girls, one of them beautiful ~points towards Mia~ taking care of you would be the wrong kind of medicine? Sol, THAT CAN'T BE!!@!@#@!!#$$@$!
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#5) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-26-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bella
Wrong kind of medicine ... two girls, one of them beautiful ~points towards Mia~ taking care of you would be the wrong kind of medicine? Sol, THAT CAN'T BE!!@!@#@!!#$$@$!


I'm just not looking for that type of care. Its only going to be for but a moment, I'm looking for the long term. A threesome just isn't going to fill me with that special joy.


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#6) Old
Bella is Offline
lonely soul
Bella is on a distinguished road
 
Bella's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,156
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2002
Rating: 1 Votes / 5.00 Average
Credits: 38,464
   
02-26-06

Like I said and I will repeat myself again and again
You are a sweet guy Sol
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#7) Old
WildAngelOfEve is Offline
Dark Hippie
WildAngelOfEve is on a distinguished road
 
WildAngelOfEve's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,182
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Indiana
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 22,407
   
02-26-06

He is indeed a sweet guy, Bella.
Hey Sol, remember me? We used to talk on AIM.....


~Don't choose me because I am faithful.
Don't choose me because I am kind.
If your heart settles on me, I'm for the taking.
Take me for longing or leave me behind....~
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#8) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-26-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bella
Like I said and I will repeat myself again and again
You are a sweet guy Sol


Thats what most say. Funny how I'm single though isn't it...Being nice don't mean anything to people now adays.


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#9) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-26-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildAngelOfEve
He is indeed a sweet guy, Bella.
Hey Sol, remember me? We used to talk on AIM.....


It don't seem to far off. I do recall it, yes. I'm a bit shocked that you remember though.

Its so sad how this sweet, nice, kind...blah blah blah guy, me...is alone! I just want to be wanted. I'm so sick of being the one hunting. Why can't somebody find me and brag about how I'm a good catch?! Why can't somebody find me and never want to let me go?!


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#10) Old
WildAngelOfEve is Offline
Dark Hippie
WildAngelOfEve is on a distinguished road
 
WildAngelOfEve's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,182
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Indiana
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 22,407
   
02-26-06

A bit of advice from one torn heart to the other, stop wanting it so badly, stop letting it consume you untill your chest aches, it does no good. Get out, go to the pub, socialize just a bit, you'll feel better. You have to be happy with yourself before you could ever make anyone else happy. I learned all this the hard way, I just hope you don't decide to suffer for naught.


~Don't choose me because I am faithful.
Don't choose me because I am kind.
If your heart settles on me, I'm for the taking.
Take me for longing or leave me behind....~
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#11) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-27-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildAngelOfEve
A bit of advice from one torn heart to the other, stop wanting it so badly, stop letting it consume you untill your chest aches, it does no good. Get out, go to the pub, socialize just a bit, you'll feel better. You have to be happy with yourself before you could ever make anyone else happy. I learned all this the hard way, I just hope you don't decide to suffer for naught.


Yeah I'm trying to get out but my lifestyle isn't an easy one to work with on that part. But I like to meet some people and just be able to be hugged and watch some movies and stuff with some friends and you know how it is right. Nothing so ruch ruch yet just faces to talk to and be looked at by.


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#12) Old
Kendra is Offline
Registered User
Kendra will become famous soon enough
 
Kendra's Avatar
 
Posts: 27,496
Gallery: 0
Comments: 5
Join Date: Dec 2002
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 660,135
   
take what i say or leave it. - 02-27-06

because you maybe don't want to hear from me. but i don't care i got something to say dammit and i'm going to say it. whether you like it or not.
you know i understand how you feel SOLACE. it's just other people have it easy with getting other people. while people like you and i have it harder. but i've gotten to a point. where i said to myself. that i'm tired of putting all of this time, energy, and effort into something that i seriously want but i know that i can't have just yet. so i'm going to take a break and rest from all of this. but i know that someday somebody will want me. just like how i know that somebody will want you. but believe me. you WILL get tired SOLACE. just like how i've grown tired. don't know if this has helped any. go a head and take a bash. rip me apart. since i know you don't like very much.
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#13) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-28-06

Your a saint and your right. I have nothing bad to say.

Someday this life for me will be over, its not yet and I know that! I spend the time and get hurt now but I have the time to take the chance and invest sometime to see what turns up from meeting new people. BUT I am in all honesty close to being fed up! So I just want to make friends and live life. No need to rush really back into something. I just want more somethings to do. I'm living a dull life. I want get out more and be smiled at and go home with maybe some stories to tell from time to time. Thanks for taking the time to even think about this and get back to me. Thank you lots...


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#14) Old
Kendra is Offline
Registered User
Kendra will become famous soon enough
 
Kendra's Avatar
 
Posts: 27,496
Gallery: 0
Comments: 5
Join Date: Dec 2002
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 660,135
   
02-28-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by SOLACE
Your a saint and your right. I have nothing bad to say.

Someday this life for me will be over, its not yet and I know that! I spend the time and get hurt now but I have the time to take the chance and invest sometime to see what turns up from meeting new people. BUT I am in all honesty close to being fed up! So I just want to make friends and live life. No need to rush really back into something. I just want more somethings to do. I'm living a dull life. I want get out more and be smiled at and go home with maybe some stories to tell from time to time. Thanks for taking the time to even think about this and get back to me. Thank you lots...

you are welcome. i seriously understand how you feel 100%. but good luck to you and HOPEFULLY you'll be able to get what you want. oh and before i forget. i think that you should find more people out there. that feel EXACTLY the same way as you do and you all could support each other. see what happens with that. i mean you are all ready going out and meeting more people. so that is a good start.
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#15) Old
Darkyin is Offline
Registered User
Darkyin is on a distinguished road
 
Darkyin's Avatar
 
Posts: 255
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Nowhere Important.
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 4,293
   
02-28-06

I hate to be quite so rude.
But you sound like your stereotypical basement goth.
That ain't gonna help you.

Also i would like to point out you just did a personal online, just so you know the depths to which you have sunk.

Sorry old bean.
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#16) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-28-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkyin
I hate to be quite so rude.
But you sound like your stereotypical basement goth.
That ain't gonna help you.

Also i would like to point out you just did a personal online, just so you know the depths to which you have sunk.

Sorry old bean.

You called me old bean? I couldn't feel insulted by you if you poured your soul into it. Take no offence.

I'm not goth and its fucking so stupid for that to even be applyed to a conversation. As if it has any matter at all in the subject. Like being goth makes you anymore or less human. Oh top of that a basement goth???

I wear boots...(NOT BLACK ONES EITHER...GASP) And Jeans...(NOT BLACK ONES GASP) no make up either isn't that a shocker! Maybe cause I'm not goth...and if you give me that goth mind set crap??? Oh please ok cause people in office building kill people and that don't make them goth so if I kill people just cause I'm NOT in and office build, that don't make me goth!

What are you 12 and somehow trapped in 1999???

I got some sway on the site here and I can post a personal if I wanted and get away with it. On top of that its not a personal, its a classifide business ad!


You hate to be so rude...I was rude and ya know what??? I knew what I was doing so that means so did you! Next time don't be, so I wont be! Fair?


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#17) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-28-06

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendra
you are welcome. i seriously understand how you feel 100%. but good luck to you and HOPEFULLY you'll be able to get what you want. oh and before i forget. i think that you should find more people out there. that feel EXACTLY the same way as you do and you all could support each other. see what happens with that. i mean you are all ready going out and meeting more people. so that is a good start.


Yeah. Life is just way to much as is without people making it harder, so I should just find like minded people to hang with. Thats the plot!

I just want easy street for a bit. Be around some good souls and relax and get some good vibes.


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#18) Old
Kendra is Offline
Registered User
Kendra will become famous soon enough
 
Kendra's Avatar
 
Posts: 27,496
Gallery: 0
Comments: 5
Join Date: Dec 2002
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 660,135
   
02-28-06

see there you go. with that none of this would be much of a problem anymore. you'll be fine and i have a feeling that you will.
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
  (#19) Old
SOLACE is Offline
The Abused Concept
SOLACE is on a distinguished road
 
SOLACE's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,962
Gallery: 0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the core of every concept
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Rating: Not Rated
Credits: 136,017
   
02-28-06

So what made you pop in here hmm? Did you want to fill the job lol


Life is a big bad wolf and it wants to eat you
  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.us