Feel free to slather me with love, especially those of you who have no idea who I am
No, not like that you sicko.

Seriously though, I'm moving to the big city soon, and I won't be around my hometown friends, so I need my own friendship thread to somehow quench my attentionstarvation.

Therefore, pretend I'm your new favourite


-reno

hello pussy cat... what are you up to on this lovely and most groovy time on darkforum?

well i got some of the funk going on for myself..... because its seriously dynamite...


anyway i'm gonna groove on out of this thread and make like a tree and leave...

i do believe its time for me to skedaddle

peace/love

I'll be your friend as long as you bring Skittles.

*has the skiddles bubble gum candy*


so does that mean you'll be my friend to?

Ooo I like that stuff. And I was already your friend! Silly goose.

hehehe.




but is that stuff actually good?

I like it. That's all I can say.

well if you like it then i'll give it a try sometime

Good deal.

Renovate smells of poo and tcp.

so you are moving very close to me, does this mean we can fuck?

So much for the straight jive. I'm cool as a raccoon on a December dumpster, chickenlips.


um...yeah.

I personally dislike skittles, so if ever I come to have some in my posession, I'll freely attempt to pass them along to you

No one could have said it more accurately.


Except, perhaps, someone who was correct.

Only if you are biologicaly female and enjoy dancing.

I'm sorry, I meant to say that you smell of old ladies hair. My bad?

Thanks for the correction, I also use Chantilly scented talcum powder.

hehe, I think I'm falling in loob with you

amazing. I've never had a KY cat fight before