Hey I would have no problems contributing to the deliquincy of a minor, but alas you do not live where I live, so it ain't happening

damn

Well, you know what they say, lifes a bitch

Hell yes it is

Well here is a forum toast to the future of booze and inanely large amounts of sex ....... I couldn't find a drinking one, though I remember there once was one

lol it's ok...but WOOT WOOT!! lol

Well drinking is in my future, as for sex, its not in my present, and has made limited appearances in my past, so my only hope is the future

lol it's ok...I'm sure it will

I hope so, I am getting sick and tired of being told to go get laid....... just like the being told to smile. oh you need to smile, come on smile..... oh yeah kiss my ass....... sorry, went off on a tangent there.

lol it's perfectly alright...but I know what you mean...although with the being told to get laid part...it's me telling myself that...lol but people have told me to smile a lot, and I keep fighting the urge to say "Damn it...did it ever occur to you that maybe I don't WANT to smile right now"

I don't smile unless something causes me to smile..... like when I talk to my daughter, cause listening to her talk about things just makes me smile....... and you know thats about it unless I find something funny, or embarrasing, I do smile whilst embarrased, I can't help it...... as for the getting laid, I get to that cause its been........... ummmmm........... wow over 3 years....... shit........ I am surprised me winky hasn't thudded in the dirt like I have leprosy

I smile a lot, unless there is a camera on me...I hate pictures, but yeah I laugh when I'm embarrased too. Lol, that's ok, I know someone that didn't have sex for over 5 years.

Fucking yikes. I know how you feel about pictures, I am loathed to them. It is a day of celebration if I ever tell someone to take my picture just for the picture..... Shit I get told I look very pissed off in my drivers licence picture. Hell I look pissed in almost every picture that is taken of me

I fake smile...just to get the people to leave me alone

I can't do it. I can't it comes off too fake, or as a sneer, though the latter usually gets people to leave me alone. I just usually respond with a "Fucking make me smile" which achieves the same effect as the sneer

lol yeah

What can I say? Maybe its the German in me

I'm part german lol

No shit..... I am third generation, you?

um...I think 4th