Good to see someone from europe that is not british.

I agree - Bloody Brits get everywhere!

Welcome to DF Waterdoll

Hey guys,

Most of you probably don't remember me, but I used to post here as magnus1121 a few years ago. I just came across the boards again so I figured I might as well register and lurk around once more.

welcome back!

'allo all

Use to post here eons ago too and I thought i'd check it out again since i have a little time on my hands

Eyup you new/old people! How's the weather at your neck of the woods?

hi everybody,
i´m new here and hope to lern something from you. I come from Vietnam but live in Germany, so i don´t speak and write well English, but i will do my best.

Hello.

It's better than some english/american members.

The only good gook is a dead one!

Welcome, btw.

*Gasp*

Cucking, you've crossed the line

*slaps HARD*

Hello Honigsberg.

I'm Drill Sergeant Cucking Funt!! This Is Not A Girl Guides Camp And I Want To See On Your Hands And Knees Giving Me Twenty.

You Will Speak When Spoken To, You Will Shit When You Are Told To! You Are My Property Until I Decide Otherwise!

Why Are You Not Giving Me Twenty Private?

Get On Your Knees Now Or Ill Have Cleaning The Mess Room With Nothing But A Cup Of Water And A Frigging Toothbrush!!!!

See, now I remember when he did the voice for 'Colonel Hap Haperblatt' in the Simpsons, so you don't scare me.

I spit in your face army boy!

*wipes spittle from face*

Now, that's not very ladylike, Nivvie. Your cards are marked!

Ha!

That all you got?

Ladylike??

*Wiggles butt at you*

My god! The sun, where'd the hell it go, I can't see shit!

Hahahaha!!

Zing!!

Well done, that hit the spot.

Heh! I've never seen your butt. But I'm sure it's a perdy one.

Gotta admit that was quite funny.

I wonder why there aren't many n00bs post here? *innocent look*

*Delivers requested n00b post*

Hello all. I'm Anathema/Kaitan/Kieran (any one will do.) This place looks interesting, and I'm glad I found it-- it's hard to find good forums. I don't know much about the nature of this place, but I guess I'll find that out soon enough.