Hello everyone! I just found this site after a search on google and i had a quick look around and it seems pretty cool! I may stick around, hope to catch you around!

I hope so,we need new recruits.

And hello.

I'm also new, had a bit of a look and I've been told to bend over already! Woohoo!

Haha!! Welcome Violet.. so how did you react to such a request? LOL

And you're from the UK!! hang around and I could end up stalking you

Thats how we welcome new users to the forum in general.....

at least thats what they did to me to...

it is a general thing right guys?....guys?

How did I react to my welcome?
Told them I didnt feel like it and that they can do it themselves while I count!
(bend over and take a beating that is)

Welcome, have fun and post. a lot.

HI Yellow!!

i'm a rookie on this site, but i already get that this is very fucked up shit... so i'll do my best to keep up with you guys

Nah- it's not fucked up, it's just... entertaining and intriguing.. yea, that's right.

Welcome and stuff!

hooo... that's right... i picked the wrong dictionary... sorry

Great way to lie to the noob mia...... wait did I just say that out loud

I never lie!! Except whilst asleep

O.k. Pinocio

Gepetto!! My father! how i missed you!

Hold that thought. I need to get a saw to fix your nose

Hey everyone I'm new here and just got activated....hope to make friends.

Activated? What are you, a fragging robo muppet or something

Hello!

Nox--I'm betting Borg..

I swear to god if he says "resistance is futile" I'm getting a morning star