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03-24-08
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Originally Posted by Blind Pugh  You should never mention entering to an engaged man!
Only because we get to do it so little you have to draw an explanatory diagram before we can remember how. |
*Draws an intricate diagram...*
Is ithis ok???
*Point out the key areas..*
*QUOTE TO PONDER: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. *
Hush little baby dont say a word
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Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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03-25-08
Lol engaged and already feeling the cold sting of getting cutt off? Usualy its great upto the wedding but aftear then you get cutt off cause she can take half your stuff if you deside to leave. Hmm doesnt sound like a very good investment, unless you have something on the side of course.
Look at me. What do you see? Do you see my love, my heart, my passion, do you see my soul? Or do you see my hate, my fear, my pain, do you see my soul? Or do you see what I allow you to see?
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03-25-08
Bah keep double posting, stupid dial up connection
Look at me. What do you see? Do you see my love, my heart, my passion, do you see my soul? Or do you see my hate, my fear, my pain, do you see my soul? Or do you see what I allow you to see?
Dont Blink!!!
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03-26-08
ive been married since feb 29th.... i wear the pants in the fam... and my dick is huge.....
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Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
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Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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03-27-08
Well grats hun, (a month ago) and im not suprised that you wear the pants though
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03-29-08
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Originally Posted by mistressbitch my dick is huge..... | I've got the stretch marks to prove it!
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03-29-08
hell yeah...
*whips out dick*
see...
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He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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04-03-08
*sits in the corner with a bottle of booze... depressed*
I guess im not as popular as i use to be...
*guzzles down half the bottle*
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Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
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Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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04-03-08
Yes you are!! Just having a bad timing day is all 
Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you... Nice guys finish last It isn't just a saying.. It's a fact of life! Those things that produced your ex......you know, the bitchmakers! Metagion | |
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04-05-08
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Originally Posted by mistressbitch hell yeah...
*whips out dick*
see... | *Has flashbacks*
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So.... i got a girlyfriend now... a real one... my hubby approves and im happy...
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Teach me how to get away with that!
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well my girlyfriend decided to FUCK MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!! so thats why i havent been around.... im really stressed and i dont think i could ever love a man or a woman ever again.... im so hurt right now
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Just maybe if you get away
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Im sorry love, I was wondering where you had been. I still love you even though you hate men. If you want to talk more about it DF is here for you, or PM me if you want it less public.
Look at me. What do you see? Do you see my love, my heart, my passion, do you see my soul? Or do you see my hate, my fear, my pain, do you see my soul? Or do you see what I allow you to see?
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im just really stressed out... and she WAS suppose to be a lesbo... but she turned out to be a whore...
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Hush little baby dont say a word
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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sucks big monkey fuck....
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Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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