[Sybs]

(we see the piggy woman looking furtively around, then reaching into the broken chest of drawers. she emerges with a tin of roses in her paws, scurries back to the desk, opens the blue shiny tin and starts to consume the contents)

[Nivvie]

Originally Posted by GemsaMay

hahahahahahahahahaha I love your avi Nivvie!! you always have sweet avis..

Thank you. That's because I'm an avie whore.
I stand around on street corners in a short skirt picking them up.

[Nivvie]

Originally Posted by Sybs

(we see the piggy woman looking furtively around, then reaching into the broken chest of drawers. she emerges with a tin of roses in her paws, scurries back to the desk, opens the blue shiny tin and starts to consume the contents)

Hello Piggy woman!!
There was a tin of Roses at work.
I ate about six, then realised I could see metal at the bottom of the tin, and it occured to me that they weren't actually mine and had better stop before I got into trouble.

It's OK to eat a few.
I wish Iron would hurry up and post his points so we can crown him and do a little dance around him.

[Sybs]

I've eaten them up today so they won't be there to eat tomorrow. It wasn't a whole tin by any means, I'm just sick of them looking at me accusingly. And I refuse to eat the strawberry cremes, they can go to hell.

He's the winner!

I will never win (unless I drop a dress size. should this be regimented? because I'm different sizes in different places...) but i'm not too bothered because I have Malibu.

[Nivvie]

Gimme all your strawberry cremes, they're the best ones!!!


I wondered about that, I'm two different sizes. I think if you can fit into a size smaller top or bottom it counts.
I'm saying that as any day now my boobs are going to disappear, and I'll need some compensation, even if it is just 5 points.

[Sybs]

I will cry. I keep holding onto them to make sure they're still around. I hope they stay. Please stay boobs.

[Nivvie]

It all depends on where you put the weight on first, as that's where it'll come off first.
That means my belly and boobs should evaporate before I've managed to finish typing this post, but that my arse will hang about until world peace is declared.

[Sybs]

I've not really put on boob weight, just belly and below really. Which means for me I will lose my boobs in the next 2 weeks and the rest will never leave me. woohoo!!!

[Nivvie]

Noooo!!
Other way round.
You might just have your boobs for ever, and belly and butt go.

If you haven't got big recently fat mama boobs, there won't be much to come off them.
Stop fretting. I'm sure you'll still be a busty lovely.

[Sybs]

I hope so. They're my joint favourite bit along with my hands.

No mama boobs for me, preferably ever. I'm not going through all this diet malarkey again for some demanding little bugger. Never!

[Iron's Rite]

Okay let me tally this up:
+1 for increased muscle mass.
+1 for increased stamina.
+1 point for having gone down a pant size.
+4 for working out twice every day since I started.
+6 for sticking with my diet (I screwed up when I got a bag of doritoes while I was on the road back from Maine).

So, 13 points. I'm not going to laugh at any of you, I swear . . . In fact, I've got to say that I'm impressed that Red started doing something. He didn't seem all that invested in the idea when he posted in this thread before.
All hail Caligula! Dance for me!

[Sybs]

You know what you get to be now? You are:

"I do not consider veins to be tasty..." of the week!

[Nivvie]

*Puts on belly dancer costume and starts wiggle about around Iron*...I'm so going to push it this week, 'cause there's no way you can go down another size by then...


Sybs, he might now know what we're on about if he hasn't been to your poety thread...he might think you a trifle potty. Nevermind.

[Sybs]

I'm going on a new diet. South Beach Diet.

[Nivvie]

OOhh, I hear that's good, lots of fruit and veg, very effective.
Probably best not to stray too far from a toilet when you start though, I've heard it can promote a thorough 'clear out'. The mum at school who told me about said she was out jogging and things started happening, and she never ran so fast in her life as she did home.
Good thing you'll be on a treadmill.

Good luck, we believe in you!

[Sybs]

That's an interesting side-effect!

[Nivvie]

Hahaha....I just saw the Ironing boy thing.

You know Iron, I often think of you when I'm ironing, and doing it badly.
I am Iron's Wrong!!!

[Sybs]

I can't call him Iron, he will always be Den to me, so he can be Ironing Boy for not picking the username I liked. Mwahaha!

[Iron's Rite]

I checked in at the poetry thread when Sybs started it but I haven't looked in a while . . .
Hmm . . .a referrence to being vegetarian?
You know, the first time I saw the South Beach Diet mentioned I assumed it referred to doing a lot of coke, speed and heroin and getting really skinny and strung out that way . . .
Someone needs to make a little avatar tag for the signatures of people who win this assuming that we're going to keep this up every week.