...what's a Gil?

Damn....I just realized I kind of insulted Iron's Rite there by asking if he fed his spiders when I deemed it unacceptable for myself.

Sorry Iron, I suck

Go feed yourself to my spiders.

Seems appropriate.

*casts himself into the web*

A short sword I think. I can then use it to kill animals that carry currency for some reason.

Most of the animals around here are pretty dumb, they will eat anything shiny.
Pay no attention to the muffled, bloodcurdling screams, it should stop in a few more minutes.

You know, the dumber the animal, the better it tastes.

My spiders must be having the feast of their lives.

...and I bet I taste like apple pie to the spiders.

GAH you beat me to it

Not a fan of pork then?

*Loiters in doorway or scary shack in the woods*

Hmmm, I'm not sure about this place......I like spiders and all, but, sharp things? Should I get a tetanus booster first?

I don't worry about it.

Ooo - yea, cos pigs are really intelligent!

I wish I hated bacon

Pigs are unfairly stereotyped.

As are suitcase salesmen.. but I would eat one of those for fun!

Don't worry Mia. It only really hurts when the fangs first pierce the skin. You can't really feel being digested from the inside out and drained, you just...sort of....slowly.....fade........away.......

Yes Qoji! I'm sure having your inards liquified by spider venom doesn't produce a horrendous burning sensation boiling underneath your skin!
Now stop trying to steal my act!

I've read that cannibals describe human flesh as tasting like long-pig. Whatever the hell that is, I'd describe it as being more of a- Uhh . . . I mean . . .

Dude if you don't want me posting in your thread just say so...or put me on ignore...or ban me seeing as you're a moderator.