Yes, but not out of her butt!
Vaginas are supposed to stretch (sorry Mia), but that hole aint!!

I'll bet most people could handle it . . . In both holes at once.

How about your demonstrate then?
Get thee to a webcam!

I would like to see that too

Forgive me whilst I faint.

*faints*

Ah! You have just voluteered for my demonstration! I'll just drag your limp, relaxed body over to my webcam . . .

I'm pretty sure she'll come round when you start your experiments. You might need some chloroform.

Leave mi botty alone!!! Exit only!

*Attaches a no entry sign to Mia's butt, get ready to write tickets and issue fines to offenders*

Yea, you tell em Nivvie, and if they don't comply - you can twat em.

What shall I twat em with?

No, second thought, don't answer that. I know what you're thinking, and I won't do it! I'm not limber enough!

hehe

twat

Twatting twaters.

You're going to twat twatting twaters with your twat?

Haha!
Yes, I am Twat Woman, ever alert to the call for justice!

De de de-daaaa!!

Beware my twat of righteousness!!

HAHA!! that's going straight in my sig!!

hey, how did the exam revision go btw?

Lookie me! I'm famous!! Or rather, my twat is famous!

Well, technically I should be revising now, but I'm at home and I've just heard that the job I was supposed to move to in Lincolnshire has gone to someone else who is already there (bummer), although, I didn't really want to move there anyway, but it was all in motion, so urgh.
Now they are saying they can send me to Donny, and that there is accomodation with the job, but I bet it's somewhere miserable like Armthorpe and probably crap money.
And my husband has a job interview in Lincs next week, it was all on, ya know?

So now I can't be arsed to revise.
I have a huge urge to fuck it all and run away abroad. Just go. land on some poor unsuspecting family member.

And eat.
I have a Lindt bunny in the cupboard.
Poor little sucker aint going to see easter, that's for sure.

You're like the next sticky vicky in your infamity (is that a word?).

Bah, sucky - that must be really demotivating. On the plus side, if you move to Donny, you'll be nearer to me!! Lucky you!

I still have some Lindt Angels left from Crimble... you can have em...

The problem with Lindt is is sounds a little too much like lint. Still, I can over look that, send me your angels!

I've just ben looking up communes on the net.
Quite fancy joining some bra-less hippies doing environmental stiuff in Equador.

The phone has rung 8 times today.

I'll bob them in the post - they might be slightly mushy, but that just makes em easier to digest.

Uhm bra-less? Equador? why?

Was it those stupid sales thingies? I've stopped answering mine, I just let the answerphone pick it up and then rant.