Yeah, where is that little plonker anyway?

She had better not be in a ditch anywhere drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol because she hasn't invited me.... We will have to hunt for her....

Okay people! You got your Barnsley to english translator books, your compass, your bottle of Merlot wine and a pair of clean knickers... Go find her and bring her back here!

Mahaha!

Why don't you come down here. Bangor International Airport is just a stones-throw away and we can head to England on the next flight and look for her together.

I went to Barnsley a few weeks ago, and so I'm all Barnsley-ed out.
If I go back they'll try to turn me.....but she is worth is!

She was here this morning, I think. If there's no word soon I shall enter the breach once more and see if I can salvage her.

We must find some flying contraption to scan the cities.... She must be the only chick there with black hair....

A hot air ballon would be smashing.... But I want a spaceship...

And Denny... Go steal a hellicopter and come over here... I need to find her... SHe has my pills... Its dark outside and wolves are after me....

Oh no! We must find the Mia!

Haha!! Len, I loob you!!

I was totally wankered last night! couldn't even type when I got in. But least I did get in, at some point. I didn't fancy sleeping in a ditch.. the wheelie-bin looked kinda appetising though.

It's early, I'm still drunk. Not good. Gimme soup.

You Wanka! You didn't invite old Neena to yer wheeliebin party? Imma gonna gutchooo girl!

I'll have to see if I can get an airship.

Soz mate! the wheelie bin only sleeps one though! next time I'm thinking of doing that, I'll comamdeer my neighbour's wheeliebin and we can have a Jack Ass type race down the banking yea?

bag other next doors too - I'll make one!!

Excellent! I'll check for bodies in that one first though.. you know what they're like!

We need to recruit Nivvie in that case.

Yeah, I was thinking that too.... Great minds think alike....

Oh! Today, I went into town and found a grass skirt.... WHat? So I'm in hawai now?

You bought it?

Pictures please. Send them to me in the mail.