I'm steaming up some big, soft, round dumplings right now.
Speak up if you want one!


(I'm hoping the offer of food will liven up this place, things have been sloooow recently!)

It should if I can make the right kind of innuendo . . .

That sounds so yummy.

YOU TEASE ME WITH HOMECOOKED FOOD! SO WRONG!

Aww . . . Poor Crimsonyte . . . I had my own home-made pizza last night and for breakfast this morning.

I hate campus food.

I should go home this weekend just so I can get some real food. And visit my grandparents, all of them.

I know what you mean. Job-corp food wasn't terrible but I would only classify it as edible in most cases, nothing fantastic.

Big, fat, warm and squishy dumplings coming up!
I've also made a butternut squash and bean stew.
I forgot about it while I was being harrassed by family on the phone, but it's still good!

Crim, you're welcome any time, and Iron, Pizza for breakfast is just wrong.
Go outside and chastise yourself with a pointy branch.

Scary thing is that our campus is supposed to have some of the best food on the East Coast. Though I haven't gotten sick off of it like I did when I was at Longwood College... Yikes.

I want a kitchen!

And thanks Nivvie, I really wish I could. I'm hungry.

Hahahaha . . . Are you still referring to food?
Pointy branch? All I have are these thorn trees that grow thorns an inch long . . . Will that do?

Yes!
I want to hear your screams all the way accross the Atlantic!
Cleanse yourself of your morning pizza activities!

ok i'm here with my bitch. how is it going?



haha.

Are you cooking chinese food or taking a crap? Christ im confused!

Must I? Don't you know that Fire cleanses too? Also, how will you know if you are hearing my screams or if its just a passing bird?

*awaits orders, not quite sure what being a bitch entails.... *

My dumplings are not Chinese! The're made right here in the UK. They're bigger than Chinese ones.

You scream like a bird?
There's something I never knew.
How were you planning to set fire to yourself?

give me a full body massage

OK, and can I do that thing where I walk all over your back?
I promise not to wear stilletoes (unless you want me to)!

No, but you would probably mistake passing birds for my screams. I'm not setting myself on fire though, although I imagine that I might make a honking sound like a Goose if I did that.

I LOOOOVE DUMPLINGS.

I read in some literature yesterday: the worst thing in the world, is a dumpling with no meat.

You do have meat in them don't you?