So I can't get to them?

Well thank you and - oopsy! I just changed it again! I also love your avatars.. they are somewhat.. melancholy.

Where've you been Edge? I noticed you haven't been around much lately. I hope you're ok and doing well *hugs like a maniac*

Who said what?

Have you all missed me?

...

I didn't think so.

I missed you!!!

I had a really big fuck off shotgun too! and still I missed!

You need to relax otherwise the recoil will throw your shot off.

Try again.

bang.

beng

Fair thee well old thread for thou art dead.

/end.

I changed my mind and decided to resurrect it.

I'm watching this movie on Lifetime about a serial killer who's this 50s mom in the 90s. It's scary and hilarious. And yet I am still bored.

*pops popcorn* GOSH, WOULD SOMEONE COME IN HERE!?

Wouldn't that be a little messy?

...no.

geez.

popcorn?

OH!!! yea... that's what I meant.. it kind of 'pops' all over doesn't it? Have you ever almost broken a tooth on a bit that wasn't quite popped? Fucking hurts.

Or when it gets stuck. Owies.

Depends where it gets stuck....

Anway, moving onwards.. do you prefer the toffee kind or the savoury kind?

Toffee sounds deliciously awful for my dental work so yes.

I like popcorn but not as much as I like pie.
Popcorn doesn't have half the cow bell that pie does.

By the way,
I have taken my pill.
I'm just in a weird mood.

Warm apple pie in milk? That's how we do.

What's a cow bell got to do with pie though?

Ever read Desperate Dan in the Dandy? or is that an English thing?

That would explain the cow bell me thinks!

Death is on the pill??? woot - that means we can sexually harrass him without having babies!

Haven't read it.

Yay no babies!