Can I come? I want to sample the night life on IOW, and I don't mean Aunt Bettie's drawers!

Of course Mia!

Triffic!! I'll bring the wine - you lot can do whatever the hell you want! After 6 glasses I won't even know where I am

If you're sick on the ferry I'm throwing you overboard.

Haha! I'll only need 2, maybe 3 if I have eaten.

Oo, we're going on the ferry!?

Yep. You'll fly into Heathrow, and me and Mia will meet you, then we drive down to Southampton for the car ferry, or if you like the idea of being deadfened and violently thrown around we could go to Portsmouth and get on the hovercraft.
It's a much more confined space, so when you're sick it rolls around in the isle and everyone stares at you.

Johnny Depp's in Portsmouth right now, should we stop by him first?

Sod it, let's take a dinghy! it's cheaper.

And yes, we should stop at Portsmouth to take in the sights

DINGHY! hehehe

Yes yes, I want to see Johnny!

I wonder if he could cope with all three of us?
That would be a true test of his manhood if there ever was one.

It's Johnny, he SHOULD be able to. I would hope. Shall we go find out?

Yes!

Let's a take a pinic.
I make killer flapjacks. We'll need something to keep our strength up.

Indeed. Flapjacks sound tasty.

I'll bring egg, cheese, onion and mayo sarnies. Very sexy they are as long as you're not snogging anyone... second thought.. OK, I'll bring juice.

Mmm juice!

Edge! Show Me Your Bum!

*Gets out bum*

Oh sorry! I thought you meant me then!

Yes, indeed, we'll look at Edge's bum and tuck into some popcorn.

And juice? What the hell? Mia's just saying that so she can save the 'special fermented' juice for herself, and I'm not falling for it.

-wants to touch Nivvie's bum-

Indeed, if she brings the special juice she has to share!

I thought Edge was provding the 'special juice'?

I think he should.