But - it's full of shit, and you can't make me!!!

*cries*

Don't you take that tone with me young lady!!!

Now come here so I can punish you

But Dad - I don't live with you anymore

Haha - PLUS - I told mum you were perving at the youngsters on DF, you are in sooo much shit!

oops - I entered a parallell universe! Get me out!

Why you little!!!

*Throttles you*

*spits in your face*

hahaha - I just snotted on you!

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

*Wipes it off*

That's disgusting!

I thought I raised you better than that!

Stop it now!! You're perving me out!!

MUMMY!!!!!!!

Sorry, sorry look if it's upsetting you I'll stop being a perv!

In fact to make it up to you

Do you wanna sweetie?

No - have you got any puppies?

Yeah they're in my car!

Wanna see em?

Dunno - what sort of car is it?

Matchbox

K - you chopped the puppy up?? That's just wrong! *calls the RSPCA*

Hello - pigs? I mean - RSPCA? Erm - I got a dead puppy here, yep, yep, in a matchbox - no, I can't tell if it's a poodle, I don't know, it's in bits! What do you mean you don't give a shit???'

*slams phone down*

Bugger - wrong number!

Hahaha

I win again!!

Nothing can go wrong now!!

*Gets savaged by poodles*

Except that!

You win again?

Wasn't that a really bad song by the Bee Gee's? I think so, therefore - you LOOSE!!!!

LOSER!

Yeah but you knew it was a Bee gee's song!!

So you're a loser as well

Ha ha

You better fear that level of wit!!

Rumbled!!

I only know it cos - erm, we had to sing it at school whan I was about 2 and a half years old - they start em young here - which is why Northerners are cleverererererer!

Anyway - you didn't disagree

Yeah errrrr well my Mum said it was a Bee gee's song from Waaaaaay before I was born!

You don't know who your mum is - you were born in Romania!

Wallachia actually!!

That's why I'm SO gawth!