hehe, hmm...i think i'll pass. let's see what else we can get for free while the owner's not here..

*rummages through the pantry*

hmm

Never mind the pantry!! Steal the cash register!

Hehehe

yay!

*grabs the cash register*

hmm...let's see what we've got

*counts*

wow... $4.13....go us..

$4.13? Do you know what that is in English money? Maybe we could buy this joint!

maybe we could!

i'm sure Pugh can be bought/blackmailed.

*nods*

You got nakey photos of Mr Pugh!!???

nope...but blackmail is always a good idea

i'm sure we can dig up something

*thinks* We could tell him if he doesn't give us the chippy we are going to put itching powder in his pants and film it?

see?? that right there!!! wot u just said was cute!!

if i could meet you pugh id pinch your cheecks!!

*-*pinches his ass*-*

*pounces Blind, lixs him and runs away* I would pick on ya, but I am out of sorts today

confuzzled.. o weLL

So-Con - don't be confussled, just put everything you can in your pockets before Pugh gets back!

*Gets back*
What abject terror?

Hang on where's my £3.10 gone?????

And my videos of Dobbin the wonder donk....... I mean err... my perfectly litgimate nature documentary!!

Shit - rumbled!

*scarpers*

*Calls the fuzz*

Hey ! No fuzz here! I shaved goddamn it!

*Tries to regain use of the english language*

lol

Heh - and you an English bloke!

*tries to regain sanity*

*Arrests Mia while she's struggling to regain her sanity*

You should realise that robbing a chippy is treason!!

You're goin down!!