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09-19-02
*gets raped*
well I think that's a good enough apology 
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09-19-02
*sits on yer lap*
so...hehe...how's business?
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
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I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
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09-19-02
 Slow
I'm starting to think I shouldn't have banned the vikings
In fact I'll give them one last chance
*takes the no vikings sign out of the window*
*then sees the Drakkars sailing toward the chippy*  Oh bugger!!!!
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09-19-02
hehe...need some hired help
i offer myself for whatever u need 
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and in my own small way I make an indifferent, difference
I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
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09-20-02
So vikings are cool here again? Huzzah!
*Gallops in on his trust war-Llama and begins raping and pillaging*
Hey, at least i didn't ask for spam.... u guys carry Smeat Perchance?
I hurt myself today,
to see if i still feel,
I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,
The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
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09-22-02
Quote: Originally posted by deadbodychiccca
hehe...need some hired help
i offer myself for whatever u need
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I think we can find a use for your services!! 
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09-22-02
Quote: Originally posted by Dark_remnents
So vikings are cool here again? Huzzah!
*Gallops in on his trust war-Llama and begins raping and pillaging*
Hey, at least i didn't ask for spam.... u guys carry Smeat Perchance? | *watches the raping & pillaging*
At last a civilised viking!!
Throws some Smeat into the fryer
So hows business?
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09-22-02
what the hell is smeat?
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09-22-02
Hello, a fine eatery you have here!  I'll have a deep fried mars bar please! | |
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09-22-02
YAY - go cholesterol!! | |
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09-22-02
*Walks back in*
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No sign here no lads!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Walks up to the counter*
That will be 25 orders of, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, chips, sausage and those mars thingy mebobs.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a side portion of spam.
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09-22-02
Quote: Originally posted by Blind Pugh
*watches the raping & pillaging*
At last a civilised viking!!
Throws some Smeat into the fryer
So hows business? | eh, buisness is kinda slow, i guess pizza isn't in demand as much as it used to, i just can't compete with these crazy british dishes... Do they honestly deep-fry mars bars? that's pretty crazy.
I hurt myself today,
to see if i still feel,
I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,
The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
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09-22-02
Quote: Originally posted by Blind Pugh
I think we can find a use for your services!! |
YAY!!!!
hehe, where do want me???
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09-23-02
Quote: Originally posted by Spikess
what the hell is smeat? | Wanna try some?
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09-23-02
Quote: Originally posted by Dark_Insanity
Hello, a fine eatery you have here! I'll have a deep fried mars bar please! | *hands you a deep fried Mars bar*
There ya go darlin
anything else?
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09-23-02
Quote: Originally posted by Dark_remnents
eh, buisness is kinda slow, i guess pizza isn't in demand as much as it used to, i just can't compete with these crazy british dishes... Do they honestly deep-fry mars bars? that's pretty crazy. | That kinda sucks well If you wanna job here one's always available It'd be just like colonial days!!
*phone rings*
My lawyers have just told me to retract that previous statement & to say that I look forward to working alongside our transatlantic cousins in equal partnership 
& yes we do weird huh?
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Quote: Originally posted by deadbodychiccca
YAY!!!!
hehe, where do want me??? | How long ya got?
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09-23-02
Quote: Originally posted by DEATH7789
*Walks back in*
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No sign here no lads!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Walks up to the counter*
That will be 25 orders of, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, chips, sausage and those mars thingy mebobs.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a side portion of spam. | RIGHT that's bloody well it!!!!!
*Piles Remnants, Chicca, Mia, Spikess & Insanity into a plane flies to Puerto rico & launches a nuclear strike on the chippy*  HAVE THAT YOU VIKING BASTARDS!!!!
*takes out a Post-it note, writes Blind's chippy on it & sticks it to cardboard box*
Right next order please!
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09-23-02
Quote: Originally posted by Blind Pugh
*hands you a deep fried Mars bar*
There ya go darlin
anything else? | Thanks! Nah, I'm good for now. I like the cardboard box...has a nice.........homeless feel to it! | |
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09-23-02
Cheers very much that's the exact look I was going for!
*sparks a Marlboro & offers you one*
I've seen you before you're one of Death's groupies aren't you?
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