Yeah well we can't get them
Not bloody fair!!
*looks around at the empty Chippy*
Well It looks like it may be time to shut up shop
Most of my regulars don't come round anymore!!
The Cake stall has yet to pay me any rent!!
& I've run out of Bacon & sandwich spread!!
Still it's been fun!
*Cue lots of Cosby show style reruns of old things that happened*
The Viking invasion.
The Nuking of the old Chippy.
Moving to Rio.
Rosa eating that chippy.
The "Mysterious" death of Pedro.
My subsequent Epic martial arts duel with his Brother.
*Nips off for a Marlboro while the old footage is playing*
My Marriage to Deabodychick.
My brief stint as a cocktail bar owner.
My constant foiled attempts to kill Death.
But Now all that's come to an end
Oh well!!
*Walks outside takes one last look at the Chippy then torches it for the insurance money*
MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!!
