Garden shears? Or a pair of pliars?

Decapitation should do the trick.

The word 'pliers' always makes me laugh.
Do you remember that Chaka Demus and Pliers tripe?

HAAHA! Yes I do... I was listening to them way back in the day!

Oh my god, it's all gone horribly wrong.

Gah....If only I could remember some lyrics to really scare Mia.....I've got ELO ont he brain right now, am I the only one who remembers them?

Please don't....

I remember ELO.. I think, didn't they do a song called 'Waiting (for a girl like you)'?

Noo! That was Foreigner!!

They're using an ELO sone right now for an M&S ad, Mr Blue Sky?

Oh! damn...

I know the one you mean though. Am I getting really old, or are M&S clothes really starting look 'ok'?

You have a Fox tail my dear?
Why didn't you say....
Now I could have some real fun with that as well with the rest of you dear.

Don' worry, it's you it's them, they've improved.
Plus, their sizing is generally generous. If they want to to tell me I'm a dress size smaller, who am I to argue?

All women have facial hair. That's nothing new. Crazy clothes and music. I'll just stick to the kewl stuff that I like.

DEATH, you should see my tail someday......

I'm very proud of my facial hair, I'm like Michael Finnegan - you remember the one?

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
He grew whisker on his chin - egan
The wind came out and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.

Hmm - Michael Finnegan in a lovely M&S floral print blouse.

Haha I do know that one. That's a fun song!

Do you remember the other verses though??

No off the top of my head no. It's been a long time since I've heard it.

Now there is an offer I will have to take you up on.
All I need now is a time and place.

Hey, what did I miss?

See those numbers at the bottom of the page? go back a few

Oooh no. Too much reading

LOL! ok - fuck it all off and start a new topic? haha!