indeed.

Or for a limited time take 2 Pughs for the price of one with our new introductory offer, ideal for all of those hard to reach places new improved Pugh comes with a money back guarantee & this charming carriage clock!

I'm sorry, I only get my carriage clocks from June Whitfield.
So, unless you hire her and throw in coffin insurance, no way jose.

May I have the original?

Fat bloke,

If you want to try and sell yourself,
Try and make it an offer that people might want or even get something from.

I want Charles then if I can't have the original Pugh. Or can I have both!?

You think Pugh and DEATH actually like each other....?

I have to wonder sometimes

YOU have to wonder!

I want I want I want! Gimme gimme gimme!

Whadda ya want??

Ah sure noone else is buying!

I'm all yours.

Huzza!

Yeah we are friends.
We have been friends for years now even though a few of those years I am still trying to work out what happend.
I only know a few parts of them and Fat bloke knows other parts of them.

I still ask him to come round and watch WWE and to even drink bitter and stuff.

That's a point,
We haven't done any drinking for a while now,
I think we get a little party going soon.

WWE and drinking! can I be in your gang? I'll even join in with the random insult flinging and dress up as a smurf or summat.

Someone come get me.

*Gets Crim*

Oh an Mia no smurfs allowed, you dress up as Tina Teaspoon!

Did you swim? If so I am verily impressed

Can I be Felicity Fork instead???

*swims in Pugh's stomach acid*

ewwww it stinks down here...... what have u been eatin???

Don't be silly!!

I used a pedelo!