It was a hostile take over

What of?
My arse?

What will it take to get it back?

No. The thread.

That's alright then.
I won't have to try and get my arse back.

If I had it I would keep it. Dunno why but I would. Be funny to see you try and sit down without it.

Well,
I have been told that I just have a back with a crack in it.
Everyone thinks I have no arse.

I was always told I didn't have one either, til my current boyfriend came about. Man, we're talkin about bums. Wassat about?

I think it all started when you spanked my arse.

curse my infatuation!

That's never a bad thing.

I suppose not

I don't mind it.

I am also a member of the pancake bum club

I still wanna spank that bum of yours Mia!

I pronounce it Poo-ey.

He tried explaining it to me once but um.. yeah!

Velvet,

That is the wrong way of saying it but each to their own as I say.

I shall always think of him as a small dog. And I shall love him and hug him and call him George.

Don't you mean " Wuv him an hug him an call him Dorge"??

Oh & it's pronounced like those things you sit on in church.

A pew?

Take a Pugh.