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09-14-02
Quote: Originally posted by DEATH7789
*Walks in*
Alright Fat bloke!!!!!!!!
I will have spam, spam, spam, spam and chips!!
| Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!!!!!!!!!
BLOODY VIKINGS!!! 
*Kicks Death out & puts up a big NO VIKINGS sign in the window*
And you lot!!!
*stands at the window to make sure the longship turns around*
Right now all I've gotta do is wait for some proper customers 
*sparks a Marlboro & stands around looking bored*
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09-14-02
fuck no vikings? c'mon man i'm norweigen and Cheq, where the fuck am i gonna go to get some of those...... chippy things?
*sparks a camel and blows the smoke contemptiously and the damn marb smoker*
I hurt myself today,
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Fuckin Bastard!!
You can actually get proper filterless Camels!! 
I hate my life!!
Ok you can come in if you promise not to ask for SPAM!!
& you'll have to leave that outside!!
*points at the horned helmet*
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oh c'mon bro, i can leave behind the spam, but my helm and bastard sword are soming in with me
I hurt myself today,
to see if i still feel,
I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,
The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
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09-14-02
awwww....but i like spam!!?
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09-14-02
Hmmm Spam.
Why is it that when I used to have spam at school it was always in batter and it came with mashed potatoes and beetroot and some kid always had to mix the beetroot in with the potato so it went pink so I spent my whole lunch hour gipping?
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Quote: Originally posted by Dark_remnents
oh c'mon bro, i can leave behind the spam, but my helm and bastard sword are soming in with me |  mmmmmmm alright then so long as swear an oath on your father's beard that you won't mention a certain tinned meat product then you can come in!
*puts down a bottle of J.D & a portion of chips in front of Remnents*
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09-14-02
Quote: Originally posted by deadbodychiccca
awwww....but i like spam!!? | Chases Chicca out of the chippy & down the road I already said
NO BLOODY VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!
One exception is more than enough for one day!!!!
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*walks slowly with her head down*
dont love me no more 
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09-14-02
Quote: Originally posted by Mia~ow
Hmmm Spam.
Why is it that when I used to have spam at school it was always in batter and it came with mashed potatoes and beetroot and some kid always had to mix the beetroot in with the potato so it went pink so I spent my whole lunch hour gipping?
I dunno | That Mia is because
*suspenseful music & removal of bad latex mask*
That kid was ME!!!!
DA DA DUN!!!!!!!!!
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Quote: Originally posted by deadbodychiccca
*walks slowly with her head down*
dont love me no more
| Course I still love you!! 
Just renounce your heathen Viking ways & we can get married & you can rule this chippy by my side!!
*Cue soppy music & Heart shaped framing*
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Quote: Originally posted by Mia~ow
Then that means you are truly evil in the evilest sense of the word | Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*twiddles his wax moustache whilst lightning crashes behind him & peasants flee in terror*
Evil I don't know what you mean!! 
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Quote: Originally posted by Blind Pugh
Course I still love you!!
Just renounce your heathen Viking ways & we can get married & you can rule this chippy by my side!!
*Cue soppy music & Heart shaped framing* |
*looks up and smiles*
no more spam for me
*throws her viking hat into the shredder*
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Quote: Originally posted by deadbodychiccca
*looks up and smiles*
no more spam for me
*throws her viking hat into the shredder* | Hooooorah!!!!
*Confetti starts to fall from the ceiling & the peasants who were fleeing turn around and start to rejoice*
*teary eyed*
FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR ALL CHIPS ARE........................................
HALF PRICE!!!
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hehe...horray for boobies!!
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Boobies????
*frantically looks around for the boobies*
*Or failing that the bloodhound gang*
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*flashes her boobies*
what boobies?
i dont see any boobies
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hehe....oops i mean um
hi...
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