*Gets hit in a run by poking*

*Leaves Mia all of my previously unrealeased work so she can milk my death for all it's worth*

Oh poor Pugh, killed by the drive through pokage of a crazy lady *sniffle* If only he had worn his utility belt with drive through pokage protector made from titanium, like I told him.. none of this would have happened!! It's such a tradgedy!! (I'm sure he owes me 20p too).

I despair!

Don't worry my dear,
You may cry on my sholder if you wish.

*Starts looking for a shower to be ressurected in*

Fuckin' freaks.

Why a shower?

Woo Hoo!!!!
I'm a freak!!!

Now I can't remember if that's a good thing or not?
I am going to go with a good thing.

It's a good thing. Normal people are boring and wear cardigans.

Have you never seen Dallas????

Not as often as I'd like to be!

See what I mean?

*Looks around*

Nope.

Loser....

Being on the computers at school is so much fun.

Fine well if that's the way you feel!

*Scarpers*

I am happy to be a freak now.

Fat Bloke,

If you read this before I ring you,
Jess is down and there shall be drinking to be done on wednesday.
So, come round and get drunk and we can try and get her to do weird things this time.
I forgot to do that last time she was down even though she gave me the idea the night before.
Anyway,
Talk to you soon.

Weird things with Jess... will there be picture evidence in your thread where you need to post some new bloody pictures??

Nice....

*walks in* hmmmm... *Doesn't see any chips* What a dissapointment, you know how hard it is to find a chippy in Canada? It's been ages since I had a decent fish and chips....

d00d! You're seriously going to damage your health missing out on all that cholesterol

But fish and chips are a requirement for an english person... Us brits need them to survive!