I am sorry to say my dear,
Me and him did die but there is now way in hell, come to think about it, we were there but we got bored of all hot females running around with nothing on and the endless beer river and all the food we could eat, just to come here.
You see, there is nothing like talking to good people like yourself.
Oh right, I shall tell the truth now,
We got lost in space.
Ok, now is the truth,
We were walking down the street and lost our minds and started to kill everyone which came near us so we had to leave England and they have only just let us back into England.
Ok, here is the real truth.
We just haven't been online for ages.
Now didn't those other truths sound better?
From,
Death.
