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Synikul · **Republican sex -** 03-08-05

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PLAYGIRL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OUTS HERSELF -- AS REPUBLICAN
Mon Mar 07 2005 19:42:14 ET

When it comes to sex and politics, Democrats are the more liberal, right? Not so fast. Playgirl editor-in-chief Michele Zipp explores “down and dirty” politics and examines sexuality on both sides of the aisle. In the process she comes to a realization about herself and reveals for the first time she’s now a Republican.

“Siding with the GOP when you live in the bluest state around is almost like wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey at a New York Yankees’ home game,” says Zipp in the April issue of PLAYGIRL. ”I cannot tell you how many times a person assumed I voted for John Kerry in 2004. Most of the time, I don’t have the heart to tell them, or the energy to discuss my reasons for going red this election year. But this is Playgirl magazine so it’s about time I was the one who bared what’s underneath.”

How could a member of the media who produces adult entertainment for women possibly side with conservatives from the red states? Zipp spells it out. “Those on the right are presumed to be all about power and greed – two really sexy traits in the bedroom. They want it, they want it now, and they’ll do anything to get it. And I’m not talking about some pansy-assed victory, I’m talking about full on jackpot, satisfaction for all.”

“The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?” asks Zipp.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3pg.htm#h

That's right, bitches!

I couldn't resist posting this.

syphilis · 03-09-05

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“The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?”

lol

They fuck for freedom.

SourMilkSea · 03-10-05

Jesus... I don't even know why I felt obliged to challenge this. Synikul your going to give me a fucking aneurysm. But here you gooo!

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Democrats top sex poll

DEMOCRATS are better lovers than Republicans, the latest opinion poll has found. The poll, of 900 US singles, found by a two-to-one margin that Democrats are better in bed.

And despite what people might say, it is all right to talk politics on a first date, according to 63 per cent of respondents.

It's also fine to put your political cards on the table, with 57 per cent of 1001 singles surveyed in another poll saying they would marry someone with different political views.

Both polls were conducted by Match.com, an online dating service. Forty-nine per cent of respondents in the first poll said President George W. Bush is the best-looking candidate, but 53 per cent of women imagined challenger John Kerry to be the better kisser.

It's science man...

Synikul · 03-10-05

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Originally Posted by SourMilkSea

Jesus... I don't even know why I felt obliged to challenge this. Synikul your going to give me a fucking aneurysm. But here you gooo!

It's science man...

I posted it as a joke. I wasn't expecting anything more than HAHA or fuckyou for replies.

Anyway, online surveys are never accurate.

SourMilkSea · 03-10-05

...An interesting theory I must say...