Well, a new addition to the Darkforum, obviously...

This forum will revolve around, guess what, computers. People who have problems with getting ICQ to work? Drop a question here. Chat won't load? Ask away... Wondering what the best motherboard to combine with the latest AMD Sledgehammer CPU is? Just ask...
Basically, any question regarding computers can be put here. Be it software or hardware. And of course, people who have answers are more then welcome to give them.

As soon as the forum develops a bit, I will try and create a FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) section where recurring topics and their most likely answers can be found.

The Darkforum Helpdesk is open for calls

*giggles*

Helpdesk?

I overclocked my gravispad and now I can't access the console in Quake! Please help!

Err... Ookay... How do you overclock a gravis, and how do you use a gravis to access Quake's console?

Well... It took a lot of epoxy, and some really special button settings.

1337 man

I've also got a floppy disk cooler.

I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to add this to the forums...

took me a month of buggin' and beggin' Thank you Gargoyle :-)

Still, I think it's a good thing for the forum, that peeps with problems can come and dump 'em right here...

Did I mention that my blender and toaster are on my ethernet?

Nice... WOL enabled I take it? (So you can make toast before ye wake up in the morning)?

All you need now is a USB coffeepot.

Sure enough, and I modified my toaster with a viewing window. I was going to put some cold cathode lights in there but I figured the heating coils gave it enough glow...

I networked my arms and legs to the mainframe in my head. The new functionality is amazing.

*thinks it would have been more interesting if ya'd networked em to say... CW's head...*

Pixie's LOVE to play in computers!

they do things like make typo's, cause connections to fail, make MP3's "skip", and other such things.

Am I still "welcome" ??

Sysops LOVE to spank those pixies...
Sure ye are

*flies up to rest on the top of your head*

*peeks over it, looking into your eyes upside down*

*twitches her nose*

Do -you- know any places I could find a picture of me for my avater?

*chuckles* Looks like you managed to find one on your own, little lady...

*scrunches her face up a bit*

*flutters her eyelashes and points to her avatar*

it looks just like me

*grins a pixie grin*

*leans her head further over and sees the tiny bit of pixie dust in your shirt pocket*

*turning her face inward towards yours, she eyes you speculatively*

did you want to keep that?

*winks*