crack babies
dumpster whores
murderdolls
......yes they are real bands..maybe they arent famous but they exist!!!
tell me some of the worst bands you have ever heard of!

gorewhore buttslut

Just because the names are violent doesn't make them bad, eh.


How about this one though: A Thorn For Every Heart. Seriously, guess what genre of music those guys play.

dogs die in hot cars

The Ass Baboons of Venus

Rainbow Butt Monkeys (apparently Finger Eleven before they changed thier name)

The Arseholers

oh, and how about Anal Cunt

Boy Hits Car
Stormtroopers of Death


GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Oh, and Moist. I fucking hate that word, let alone a band named by that word alone.

Yes, Rainbow Butt Monkeys is Finger Eleven, and I liked that name... Honestly, it catchs your attention and honestly, I'll never forget it now. Its unique.

Thats what you gotta get when thinking about a name for your band.

Definitely didn't fit the sound they were going for, though. When you have a band with a sound and subject matter like that, a joke name kinda kills the whole image you're trying to put forth.

Definately. Which is why a name change was definately a must.

who in the right mind would think that the name rainbow butt monkeys was a good idea for a band name. Crossfade, dropbox, twiztid and the list goes on but in truth finding a cool band name that the whole group agree in is kinda hard. I mean my band was almost called piles of shopping carts, sugar and painkillers or sympathetic varient. so hey whatever.

hey now....there's nuttin' wrong with Anal Cunt....."VAN FULL OF RETARDS!"

but what about Anal Blast

or the Impotent Sea Snakes

or the Dave Matthew's Band

or Thor's Hammer

or Theatres des Vampyres......i actually like some of their songs though

or Dispute....gah, nu-metal scream-core usually have the worst names....purdy much a lot of metal bands do

Other band names I hate:

Wang Chung
Mister Mister
Slash's Snakepit
The Scorpions
Audioslave
Audiovent
The Goo Goo Dolls
The Ying Yang Twins
Arch Enemy
A Thousand Falling Skies
Godsmack (ripoff!)
Ill Nino
The Shizit

What's Godsmack a ripoff of?

an Alice in Chains song

Enuff Z Nuff
Mr Big
Vain

Joy Division......that name always makes me makes me shiver.

Ween
1000 Homo DJs
The The
Radiohead
The Presidents of the United States
Pantera
Lard


Nivvie, except for Enuff Z'Nuff (and every other bighair band/ rapper out there that used intentional spelling errors in their names) I find the music more offensive than the band name.

Aww..Joy Division is my favorite band!! lol..lets see..Shadows Fall, Korn, Papa Roach, Insane Clown Posse, Bush, Marilyn Manson...who calls their band Marilyn Manson?!?

it was actually Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids......his name is Marilyn Manson, and it later became his band

fyi, i despise Manson.....always have, always will

whatz wrong with Pantera? or Korn for that matter? or ICP? i think you guys went from spoutin' off bad names to spoutin' off bands you don't like.......

anywho.....what about:

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead......i kinda like that band, but my god, you think they could've picked a shorter name?!

Helloween....i used to like these guys back in the day, but GAH! what 80's hair-metal from Germany, which si actually from the 90's....go figure.....anywho, if you have the word "hell" in your name, you should be all like satanic or sumtin'....

Pyrexia........i hate that word

Blink 182.........what and the bloody fuck does it mean?! blink 182 times? or blink the number? WHAT?! fuckin' bitches

Pearl Jam........how the fuck do Pearl's Jam?! (fyi, i absolutely hate this fuckin' band)

Disturbed.........i'm disturbed, you're bald

The Donnas.......are they all named Donna?!

Drowning Pool........i'm glad that guy died.....

Godflesh.....God's metaphysical you dumb asses....he doesn't have any flesh

Godhead........what?!

Godsmack.........enuff with the GOD!!!!!!!! and like anti said, total rip-off

Injected.....injected with what?! how can you have a verb in the past tense without a noun or pronoun anywhere nearby?! GAH!!!!!!!

Lacuna Coil........don't even get me started

Lullacry......god, they are so clever!!!!! they took the word "lullaby" and changed it to "lullacry"....wow! i wonder if they're all sad and depressed sounding....ope, ope.....whatz this? some type of happy evanescence wanna-be thingy band from like europe.....what the hell?!

evanescence....there ya go.....i'm sure someone has said it, but i thought i'd just say it too

Marcy's Playground......what so fuckin' special about MARCY?! why does she get her own playground?! DAMMIT!

Nada Surf.....spanish and english? SPANGLISH?! adam sandler? what?

Nevermore.........itz like that raven of Poe's

Poe....thatz not her name dammit!

Hed-pe.......what the hell does it mean anyway?!

POD.....payable on death? gah! you suck

Nickleback......is a picture of the whitehouse....and you're from canada....explain

Oar....paddle!

Poisonblack......eh? poison the color black? the posion is the color black? do those two words even sound good together?

Psychotica.....must i even say why?

Puddle of Mudd.....mud only has one D!!!!!!! unless you mean a puddle of shit from that clothing store......then again, what the fuck is a puddle of mudd? isn't puddle usually reserved for water.....should it be, a spot of mud?

Pulse Ultra......what the fuck does it mean? are their pulses racing or sumtin'?! what?!

Red Hot Chili Peppers.....just because i hate the band

Seether........um?

Seven......SIX!!!

Slaves on Dope......you've got to be kiddin' me.....heroine maybe, but slaves on dope?! NEVER!

Static X.......eh?

the Strokes....is that some kind of a sexual innuendo?

Superjoint Ritual......a ritual for a massive joint eh? so you left pantera for this shit, and thereby caused the death of Dimebag Darrel....i hate you Phil

Temple of the Dog......i see.....itz like, God backwards.....wow?! who would thunk-it?!

Trust Company.......SHUT UP!!!!

the Vines.....the grapes!

the Hives.....the bees!




okay, i'm done.....man, that was fun