seeing that the music boards have gone so long without a mod i thought it would be best for the future owner of darkforum.com in the year 2099A.D. to take care of it!


SO, BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY SIRE I AM THE NEW ASSHOLE IN CHARGE!!!!



feel free to ask or tell great grandpa vannaken anything about music, or how you love masturbate to his dirty picture's of him self...

Ok then, Can you talk to anybody there to make me and my bands play wherever in the states?... well, man, I gotta say it the more I can. A carreer is a carreer...

dude! i dont work for "wanner bros." i dont have the power to do that!


but heres some advice if you dont already know...

why dont you and your band make a demo tape and go around to some live music clubs and talk to the managers about playing, a friend if mines friend did that and they where geting called up left and right to play at rockclubs all over san antonio for the longest time till one day they got a signed recored deal...


the bands name was godsmack....

fuck me Van - Godsmack - nice one

It's a bit of an uphill struggle over here in the UK - not that many rock/alternative venues - unless you take a trip to London and then everyone just wants to fuck you over - but thats kinda fun

im not bullshiting with you IP were do you think godsmack is from!

good ol sasn antonio texass! they played at the whiterabbit just about every night! i mush have seen them about 50,000 time for $6 each time i went!


and you also know that "sistem of a down" is from here as well my dear boy but i never got a chance to know them...

Thats cool shit - the only people from around here that I've met are Def Leppard and Saxon....yipeeeee

Van are you NOT the dumbest shit in the whole world? and that IS a rhetorical questions...

for cryin out loud you're an arrogant fuck

Aww, now come on rouge. Anyway,Godsmack is a kick ass band, too bad thier not from SA. Hey, BTW, Vann, would you please start to merge repeatitive threads,and close down any annoying threads? Hey, since your giving out advice, you should stick this thread to the top.

please, errt... can you come up with something thats a little bit stronger? sigh, get back to meh when you can. in the mean time have what you call fun and suck your puppie tits little boy....



thanks for the tip ghost, now heres my tip for you...

when ever you give your gay lover a blowjob try everything you can not to scrape his dick with your teeth that shit hirts!!!!


when the girls give me blowjob they do that ALOT i guess thats why i dont let then do it for meh any more...


but then again my baby girl moon can suck my will to live anytime!

...experienced in this field are we?? Thanks for the tip, vann, now heres a quote for you.

"..Only at Mattress Giant!"

you for got to put this half in your quote teenie bopper...

Lighten up you boring sack a shit!

boring, riiiight... as if I must be a foul mouthed, arrogant, presumptious little shit to be respected and get the attention his mommie never gave him as a child...

i am willing to allow you free reign on the general board Vann & Co., but i will NOT allow cancer to spread... either be civil or keep your shit down in the sewers where it belongs...

Hehehe. What the fuck are you going on about you lil' whacko!

lol. Tis funny.

I HEREBY STAND WITH VANN!


Cancer? Ummm...a bit serious don't you think?! I think that Vann MAY have been jokin around. As I said...lighten up...life aint always serious!

and thus the theory of assholes having a following is proved...

Hey...lighten up you crazy whackos!



Tis,funny.


I here..Stand with Errantrouge! Im just sayin' lighten up, becuz life isent always serious!

look here you 2 "hump street whore" look-a-likes! grand-papie vannaken does'nt have time to hold your hand and change your dipers! i got a job to do here, so ask a real question, or get the fuck off my boards!!!!!

Oh, you sure know how to charm the ladies dontcha van?

i wonder from time to time, where it is you come up with all that smut, you enjoy so much, to plaster all over this site. at this point, i believe you masturbate constantly and have to come up with inovative ideas to get yourself off.

sometimes, people are a little different when they are aynonomous. im pretty sure somewhere down the line i follow suit. but, if your personality is in anyway connected to your everyday actions off of this site, im sure Blackmoon is a real winner.

but enough name calling....

"....eyes without a face..."

There are reasons why people act this way. rejection,neglect,lacking proper social skills...etc..