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Tozzy · **the song i promised -** 07-12-01

in another thread somewhere i promised you a song -

thanks for the letter
its childish and pathetic...
(to the approximate rhythm and tune of one minority by green day)

Welcome to my world,
A world of chastity,
A world where no one can get laid,
Unless it is with me.
It is my ultimate dream,
Even for just one day,
I am the only man on earth,
With the ability to get laid.

But what the hell,
All I would give,
Ten thousand bottles of blue pills,
Give me the reason to live
But what is the use
To be and have it all
A little protection
Stops the contents of my balls

I’m not a nympho
Going down in history
Boston 650 is a breeze
When compared with me
I’m gonna keep it clean
And with these I’ll keep it safe.
Thank god for the man
His invention got me laid!!

god i am pathetic

(this was written years ago - i no longer do this kinda shit so dont worry)

magnus1121 · 07-12-01

That's a bit disturbing. What's more disturbing is that it actually seems to be thought out...

But at least it's unique.

Tozzy · **worked out? -** 07-12-01

na!
i didnt work it out!
i can write songs straight off!
rhyming comes automatically.
i just wrote it out, on my m8's pc and he edited it.

if theres any thinkin, he did it.

violent songs and love songs are easy too , but love songs need tweaking...

that gives me an idea!!!

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