You hear that? Ya, thats me rhymin'
straight outta Tampa, SIK SIMON
Im addicted to love
come straight from above
And i'll rub
And i'll tug
And i'll rip those pannies off
And when the newspeople come, i will flip those cameras off
And when the fans come to my shit, I will rip off Tampa's top

Hi, my name is
Hi, my name is
Hi, my name is
chika, chika, Sik Simon

Insane is not the word to desribe my shit
Its bogus like the bitch that contrived my kid
And this dot I trip, and the asses I kick
Now Im gonna preach, a little bit
My name is Simon of Jerusalem
Not, but I do have a habit of porking nuns
And sometimes I drink too much whiskey and rum
and get the feeling im done
And my balls do weigh exactly one ton

Hi, my name is
Hi, my name is
Hi, my name is
chika, chika, Sik Simon

I drive through Tampa with my eight hundred roadies
And I drive through Tampa with my eight hundred dead boadies
And I listen to old shit like Nirvana and the Toadies
And if you don't like this fucking song BLOW ME!




------The pokerman song-------

I THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE THAT YOU SAW MY VIEW
SO WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH A PIKACHU?
GO AHEAD, GET YOUR FUCKING MEWTWO
ILL GET THIS HERE SANDSHREW TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA BOTH OF YOU
NOT FAIR? WHAT, HES ONLY LEVEL NINETY-TWO
OH, DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS?
YOULL THINK HURT WHEN I PILEDRIVE YOU THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING
SO WHAT ABOUT THESE DRUGS I WAS DEALING?
YOU SAID YOUD STAY TRUE TILL YOUR FACE STARTS PEELING
YOU WANT FORGIVENESS? YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
SHUT UP BITCH BEFORE I GET THE FUCKING MOP
YOULL HERE BEEEEEEEEEEP BEFORE I LET THE BOMB DROP
OK, LETS TRY THIS STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH A LITTLE YELLOW MOUSE
AND IM SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU THE CAR? AND THE HOUSE?
SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR SHIT
I TAKE MY SWITCHBLADE AND SLICE OFF HIS TINY PRICK
AND THEN ILL GIVE IT TO YOU AS A SIGN OF MY WRATH
THEN ILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT, AND RELAX, AND TAKE A BATH

I wont care if you post negatory descriptions.