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Feroluce · **David Hasselhoff -** 05-08-03

In case you didn't know,the big D has just released his greatest hits album and according to these blistering reviews, it's one of the best albums the world has ever seen

Check out the reviews, they're priceless

masochist · 05-08-03

good grief...

twiztid_freak · 05-08-03

Sweet deal....Screw the new Metallica, this is where it's at.

Tozzy · 05-09-03

i am rather scared....

velvet · 05-10-03

ShotDownStar · 05-10-03

Quote:

The songs of Daunting Hangover send trembles down my spine the way too much chili greets the toilet with happy tidings of corn husks.

i've never heard something sound so.....

Consternatio · 05-10-03

My god, thatm had to be the WORST comparison ever.

Tozzy · 05-11-03

indeed. basically, the person is saying "its like dioreah"

ShotDownStar · 05-11-03

but the review was positive....they like diareha? man no wonder they like hasslehoff....

The Relentless · 05-15-03

I used to work as a customer service rep on the amazon.com 800-number night shift, and we had to edit the customer reviews for bad language and content. we got so many reviews for that CD, and most of them were hilarious. I think for a while there was only one or two people doing them but then it caught on or somehting. There used to be some really sickening ones on there. "I can almost feel David's sweet breath coming out of the speaker as I reach for the meat broomstick". Stuff like that.

ShotDownStar · 05-15-03

*gags* oh my...that would explain a lot about that first one...

MLopez1984 · 05-20-03

The Coolest Picture Known to MAN!!!

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