Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

Growing up I was a thrash metal kid. I rocked.
Then I went alternative and specialised in bands none of you would have ever heard of.
I had four holes in my left eyebrow. Blue hair. I made my family cry.

That is not what I am sorry for.

I appear to be being sucked in deeper and deeper by the world of guilty pleasures.
It started when I found myself buying a BEST OF ABBA CD, smuggling it home inside my coat and shaking my wobbly bits to their swedish genius when the house was empty.
Now I can't stop.
Recent purchases have included ELO and Neil Diamond.
I am turning into my parents.

What is my pennance?
Am I only one with main stream secrets?

nothing's wrong with fitting into the norms of society a little bit. *shrugs*.. as long as you don't lose your personal identity to it all...mainstream is fine. being on the other side of the "outsiders" spectrum is just as dorky as being deep-rooted into mainstream crap.

but.. Neil Diamond....sorry but..

HAHA.

Sweet Caroline, BAM BAM BAM, Good times never felt so good....

I have a friend who was named after that song. She would agree with you.

i like Sweet Caroline! it's pretty and head-canting (and chanting) fun!

There you go, you're as bloody normal as me!
HA!

BAM BAM BAM I've been inclined, to believe I never would....so good..
(I think that's right, you can't understand the words with that old time music)

eeeek!!!!!

(although, my confession would be.....i fuckin' luv fleetwood mac, and don't know why....and the who fuckin' rock....)

i am more prone to loving Fleetwood Mac songs that Stevie Nicks sings. There are a few here and there that i like by them otherwise though..

and everyone should love The Who...

I know someone named after that song too

I swear this is true.

There was a little girl in the hospital a while back called Metallica.

Nurse 1: 'OOhh, that's an unual name, quite pretty.'

Nurse 2: 'Yes, my daughter's pregnant, I'll have to tell her that.

Me: Well, I thought of telling them, but it seemed more fun not to, so I kept my mouth shut.

ABBA??? Say 13 Hail Satan's, spin in a circle like a dog chasing its tail, and piss on your neighbor's car door handle and you shall be forgiven!

Okey Dokey.

Although, being a girl might make the pissing difficult.

Can I do it in a bottle first then pour it over?

We used to write "I love ABBA" on each other's stationary back in highschool as an insult.

I've got a bottle of piss here, watch yourself.