*bursts in to hystrical laughter*
Heheheheee!!!!!!!!!
Oh my I love reading this thread such wonderful posts!!!!!!!!1

omg,i love that movie!my favorite part is the "every sperm is sacred" song.

That's because the Church won't let me wear one o' them little rubber thingies on me cock!

"it's a mr. death or something. he's here about the reaping?"
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"but.......how could we all have died at the same time?"

"the SALMON MOUSSE!"

"oh dear you didnt use canned salmon did you?"

"i'm most dreadfully embarrassed."





i KNOW! I KNOW! its not about 80's music! but i couldnt resist!

Well, were'nt there some Python movies copyrighted in the 80s? Ok, so it's a stretch....

fetchez le vache!
Huh?
fetchez le vache!

*boing as cow goes over ramparts*

BLOODY HELL!!!!!!

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - so go away or I shall taunt you a second taaaaam!

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Whos that?
must be a king.......he hasn't got shit on him......

I am Arthur, King of the Britons!
who are they?
We all are, and I am your king!
I can't remember voting for you.
You don't vote for a king!
How did you become one?
The lady of the lake handed me excallaber......

so just because some moistened bint handed you a sword gives you supreme office.....
some watery tart throwing scimitars.......

oh...I could go on..........

Holy Grail is THE best Python film....closely followed by Life of Brian.....

I bring Myrrh
what is it?
a balm.
A BALM.....YOU'VE BROUGHT A BALM HERE? It's got huge teeth and.....
what an excentric performance.......

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammed,
but I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere--
But God loves those who treat their semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's, 'Mine', and 'Mine', [dude in coffin says:] 'And mine.'

Let the pagans spill theirs o'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Duchess welcome to the club....*points to huge sign reading*YOU TOO HAVE OFFICALLY LOST YOUR MIND!

wow. a dedication to me? i'm touched. thank you duchess.

its a casey kasem moment........

all this....and still not ONE refrain from the "lumber jack song"?!

i'm shocked and dismayed.

.....Oh, I wish I was a girly just like my dear ma-ma!!


Hows that?

ahhhh....dat's da stuff.

I n-n-n-nnn-never wwww-wanted to b-be a b-b-barber anyway. I always wanted to be: a LUMBERJACK!! (prum pum pum pum, prum pum pum pum) With my best girlie at my side...We sing...sing...sing.....

Oops.


I never wanted to do this in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (piano vamp) Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavo-t'ry. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' and has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars???????

I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

[There aren't any good pictures of that scene worth posting.]

the call has been answered. i'm most proud.

Soon lad all this will be yours

What? The curtains?

No lad....as far as the eye can see..

But Mother....

Father lad, father!

But father.....I don't want all that.....I just want to sing and..


STOP THAT......Stop that now!

But I'm not dead yet. I'm actually feeling much better now.

okay. so here is my stupid monty python qouting story:

i was at a concert. well, actually i was in a very long line outside a stadium of sorts waiting to be let in to a concert. and waaaaayyy up on top of these bleachers were these two guys and they were yelling stuff down at all of us in line. i just suddenly blurted out.."We demand entrance to this castle!" everybody in the line around me just started cracking up!! i couldnt believe that so many people knew what i was referring to. i guess this is one of those "you had to be there" stories. but..there you have it.