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surreal · **zoolander duels -** 12-09-02

waltzin through the member pics forum i happened upon to stumble across a member by the name damian hell. challenged him to a zoolander duel and next thing i know he's got five new pics. well, i retaliated. but anyway, let us fill ya in.

ok ill post mine next

surreal · 12-09-02

stinkin forum has thing about postin too many images in one post. bla, anyway, i'm also thinkin of becomin a model.. so ya. there's the jist of me.
here's my mug.

surreal

surreal · 12-09-02

i swear i got a mascara look goin. dammut.

Damian Hell · 12-10-02

LOL WTF....
hehehehe
man what are you on LMAO....
theres no challenge there ... dude you are the original girl magnet ... hehehehe but anyways ... .. i'll make an ass of myself ... as soon as i get home hahahaha... and post the horrible consequences of my lack of integrity here ...

Damian Hell · 12-10-02

hehehe btw funny info here i was listening to ... I'm a Rock by Zappa... while looking at this ... thats a trip ... mmm wonders if this kids ... even know who frank zappa is ???

surreal · 12-11-02

you'd be surprised what i've heard from girls about you outside the forums, in reference to this thread.
about frank zappa, fraid not, but i do know who pee wee herman is. he's sorta creepy. but michael jackson.. *shudders*
is frank zappa like frankie avalon? you know, the sonic drive through guy?
and please not the insurmountable activity takign place in this thread.
are either of us girl magnets? heh. *twilight zone music*

surreal · 12-11-02

*please note*

~*Rebeckah*~ · 12-11-02

hehe

ryan you silly head, frank zappa is a musician from like..the 70's *ish* / 80's *ish* era...lol....*dad listens to it

* and hey Dh... how are we supposed to decide between you two?? i mean, come on... you're both hott in different ways!!!!

DEATH7789 · 12-11-02

Even I know who Frank Zappa is and I listen to Death metal.
Kids these days.

From,
Death.

Darling Apathy · 12-11-02

*drools* Oh me oh my ... *runs her fingers along Damian's jaw line* I could do wonders to you boy ..

Billy the Kidd · 12-11-02

i think damien just wiped you out. im not queer or anyting but hes definatly more asthetic.

surreal · 12-12-02

kudos damian. i would give you kudos even if it wasn't the vote a bias hetero with homo tendencies.

surreal · 12-12-02

i actually do have to agree. damian says this "humbly" yada yada but he did trash me in my honest opinion. s'pose that's why i challenged him in the first place. \:--|

Billy the Kidd · 12-12-02

Quote:

Originally posted by surreal
kudos damian. i would give you kudos even if it wasn't the vote a bias hetero with homo tendencies.

what makes me bias? anjd why does me seeing aesthetic beauty in males give me homo-tendencies? or are you really just 13 and out of anyhting clever to say? i told Damien before i think he looked cool, kinda rock-starish. you on the other hand i feel are full of yourself and not to be insulting i think your body and head are disproportionate.

surreal · 12-13-02

the homo tendencies was in reference to the fact that you are always commenting on the guys, telling them what's on your mind about them, browsing their pictures, yet i seldom see you talk to the ladies. just an observation.
there's nothing wrong with seeing aesthetic beauty in men. why do you think i started this with damian?
just because a guy thinks his appearance is good enough is not enough to say he's full of himself. it simply shows an opinion of his own appearance. in other words, yes, i won't be modest, i do think i'm good looking. sue me. however, if you think that's all i value in life, myself, and others, you're sorely mistaken and i know of far too many that can vouch for the fact.
and you feel the same way about tentacledead too don't you? same story there. if appearance can blind you to what's in someone's heart, you're going to look like an ass. well that's what you've done. and too often it bugs the hell out of me, because i've seen you make statements that i agree wtih, and that nobody else would say in this forum. yet.. you've this obsession with starting controversy. why not just discuss things?
oh and yes, my head is too big for my body. even my family tells me about this. is there something wrong with watching too much Bobby's World as a kid?

surreal · 12-13-02

what makes you biased is that you just plain don't like me. i basically predicted that you'd come in here and have something to say. that's how bad it is.
however on another note.. i've done a lot of thinking in the time since my last post and realized something.
you're right billy. well, in a sense.
requests have been made for the "model" type of pictures that i'm doin, and i do them.. and i'm not posting the stuff i like to post. instead i'm showing off these vain self-shot photos and am even considering being a model... why?
that's not me. i'm not being fun anymore. my mug is getting old and my art's becoming more and more seldom, and nobody has a clue what my humor is like except those that im me. hell.. you're right billy. i'm coming across all wrong and making it seem that i'm made up of something superficial when that's far from the truth. and no i swear i'm not on a pedestal. i don't see it that way in the least.
can you do me a favor though and not be a tom green? mooks can be funny sometimes, but when you are the one interacting with him, you won't laugh. and you're being tom green interacting with all of us. we're not laughing. when you're actually just saying something funny, and not degrading, you're funnier than a barrel full of monks. that's what i've been trying to say.
so come on, i got something out of what you had to say. how about you doing likewise for me?

~*Rebeckah*~ · 12-14-02

hey, billy, just out of curiousity how do you find DH more aesthetically pleasing? personally, ryan's more aesthetically pleasing but then I'm a real sucker for the aryan look... but damians got the whole...dark mysterious look going on... but i'm just curious to know why yer opinion is what it is....

surreal · 12-14-02

he has preconceived idea that i'm arrogant and that i think i have it all together better than everybody. i mean that's accurate isn't it beckah?
however, he said some things that i don't agree with, but i did find something meaningful overall. this modelesque pic taking just isn't me. this is:

and that my head is out of proportion. literally, a year and a half ago i had a doctor kindly point that out to me.
but i kinda embrace my imperfections. like for instance, i got this semi-cute little pimple on my nose at the moment. o_0
ok i hate that little thing, but um... yea, so i can't say my feelings are hurt over the proportional thing. that's life. i can't do anything about it.

~*Rebeckah*~ · 12-14-02

lol, oh yes darlin' you have it together better than the rest of us

*yeaaaahhh...riiiight...* i was just wondering if it was anything more than a personal thing with him...*shrug* but you know, it'll only be a matter of time before he has a new name and is harrassing more people...lol...*shrugs* viscious cycle...he reminds me of those little ankle biting dogs *and of course i mean this in the kindest way possible honest!!* they're cute...but they're mean little bastages sometimes!!! lol...ok..i'm done...*toddles off*

Damian Hell · 12-17-02

... so ... this means .... the duels are off ...lol my oh my ... what am i going to do with my ... new shameless pics .. hahaha