degargoyle: not on mIRC?
demeritoriouscaress: I'm coming.
demeritoriouscaress: Just busy at work.
demeritoriouscaress: *licks*
degargoyle: moo
degargoyle: i'm older than you
degargoyle: respect mah authoritah
demeritoriouscaress: )
degargoyle: :-/
demeritoriouscaress: You're only older by like a couple months. Psh.
demeritoriouscaress:
degargoyle: months?
degargoyle: more like YEARSS
degargoyle: i'm 21!
demeritoriouscaress: Yeah. No shit. I turn 21 in March hehe
demeritoriouscaress:
degargoyle: o_O
degargoyle: i'm 4 months older than you.. respect mah authoritah!
demeritoriouscaress: March 15th baby. I'll be drunker than fuckall hehe
demeritoriouscaress: I think Celia is coming down for my b-day
demeritoriouscaress: Four months!
demeritoriouscaress: Ha!
degargoyle: shes going down?
demeritoriouscaress: I could take you!
degargoyle: no you couldn't
demeritoriouscaress: She's coming down to SC
demeritoriouscaress: Could too.
demeritoriouscaress: You don't even know what I look like. )
degargoyle: I do
degargoyle: I saw your bra stap remember
demeritoriouscaress: Haha I know.
demeritoriouscaress: And that was my shirt!
demeritoriouscaress: Hehe
degargoyle: don't shatter my dreams
demeritoriouscaress: Haha. A dream of seeing my bra strap? Silly.
degargoyle: that WAS a bra strap
degargoyle: hehehe
degargoyle: i
degargoyle: I got asked out today
degargoyle: but I said no
degargoyle: I felt like such a girl
demeritoriouscaress: Why did you say no?!
demeritoriouscaress: Crazy.
degargoyle: cuz I dunno.
degargoyle: its not the first time i've declined girls I'm just a weirdo o_O
demeritoriouscaress: Aren't you always bitching about not having a chick? :|
demeritoriouscaress: I'm confused.
degargoyle: 3 girls asked me out on prom night. said no to em all
degargoyle: well
degargoyle: cuz the WRONG girls ask me
degargoyle: i mean
degargoyle: i'm in crush mode with some chick who totally hates me
degargoyle: and i end up saying no to
degargoyle: girls who ask me out
demeritoriouscaress: As soon as you get a chick she will notice you.
demeritoriouscaress: Seriously/
demeritoriouscaress: It always happens that way.
demeritoriouscaress:
degargoyle: well I don't want to go out with a girl just to get another girls attention
degargoyle: that is just so wrong
degargoyle: i'd be using the girl so badly
demeritoriouscaress: )
demeritoriouscaress: Girls do it all the time.
degargoyle: so I should too? isn't that wrong?
demeritoriouscaress: Well...
demeritoriouscaress: In theory it's wrong to -date- someone only to get another girl...
demeritoriouscaress: but you could always go on a couple -dates-.
demeritoriouscaress: There's a big difference there.
degargoyle: hmm
degargoyle: I see
degargoyle: well.. if I see that girl next week.. i'll ask her how the party was
degargoyle: and how i couldn't go with her cuz my car insurance was messed up
demeritoriouscaress: *blinks*
demeritoriouscaress: You passed up a party?
demeritoriouscaress: Weirdo.
degargoyle: hehehe
degargoyle: she asked me to go with her to a party...
demeritoriouscaress: You should come hang out with me garg. I will teach you the ropes hehe
degargoyle: hehe.. totally!
degargoyle: I got da goods. but I aint got da game
degargoyle: or something like that
demeritoriouscaress: )
demeritoriouscaress: You're insane. You don't have the game because you don't wanna!
demeritoriouscaress: Hehe
demeritoriouscaress: You pass up good opportunities.
demeritoriouscaress: *licks*
degargoyle: I don't wanna because the girls I like.. don't like me cuz they are too involved in their own BFs
degargoyle: and then I become all artsy fartsy
degargoyle: and start drawing cool stuff
degargoyle: what will I draw if i'm all happy?
demeritoriouscaress: Stop chasing girls with boyfriends?
degargoyle: I can't HELP it.
demeritoriouscaress: I'm the same with poetry.
demeritoriouscaress: I write when depressed but never when happy.
degargoyle: yeah. sucks
degargoyle: I'm weird too
degargoyle: I totally make major fun about the girl I like
degargoyle: like
degargoyle: we were talking
degargoyle: and someone said
degargoyle: You should dye your hair blonde.. and shes like.. i'd look weird.. and i'd have to bleach my eye brows to
degargoyle: o
degargoyle: and I said. yeah.. and your mustache
degargoyle: o_O
degargoyle: and that was me being nice.. 9
demeritoriouscaress: oohhh that's so mean!
degargoyle: I knowwwww
demeritoriouscaress: I would've flipped out on you.
degargoyle: hehehe .. she did
demeritoriouscaress:
demeritoriouscaress: So why'd you say it?
degargoyle: oh. man.. and then
degargoyle: I don't know
degargoyle: one of the other guys who have crushes on her came into the lab today
degargoyle: and after he left
degargoyle: i told another person who he was
degargoyle: and then i'm like.. goshh.. he's only one of the hundreds of people who like her
degargoyle: and then I told her that she only attracts losers O_O
degargoyle: so.. am I stupid or what?
degargoyle: http://meph.eu.org/
demeritoriouscaress: Sorry. People checking in. Damn old people!!! *cries*
degargoyle: ew
degargoyle: do they smell?
demeritoriouscaress: Yes.
demeritoriouscaress: Smelly canadian old people to boot.
degargoyle: ew
demeritoriouscaress: And I think you're afraid to get involved. Not stupid.
degargoyle: put a clothes pin on their noses.. they'll stop smelling
degargoyle: well its a joke.. and she understands.. she makes the same evil jokes about me
demeritoriouscaress: So do you guys just pal around...no kissing or anything?
degargoyle: yea. pal around..
degargoyle: like
degargoyle: now i'm sure I think
degargoyle: I was slightly unsure because when ever she sits near me her leg or some body part is totally on me O_O
degargoyle: and i'm like.. oookay
demeritoriouscaress: She so wants you.
demeritoriouscaress: I don't touch someone unless I want to do it or have them see me as more than a friend.
demeritoriouscaress: I actually avoid touching people I don't like.
demeritoriouscaress:
degargoyle: but then why the hell does she talk about her BF like shes gonna get married to him and have 50 of his ugly kids?
degargoyle: the touching part is what confused me.. the bringing me food part confused me
degargoyle: HER roommate is the one who asked me out
degargoyle: me confuzzled
degargoyle: more smelly people?
demeritoriouscaress: Yeah.
demeritoriouscaress: More smelly young people who are too big to be wearing mini skirts and halter tops.
demeritoriouscaress: :-&
degargoyle: ew
degargoyle: :-&
degargoyle: brb
demeritoriouscaress: Okie.
degargoyle: back
demeritoriouscaress: She brings you food/
demeritoriouscaress: Lucky fuck! hehe
degargoyle: every now and then
degargoyle: she may bring a sandwich... or potato chips.. or leaves pop tarts O_O
degargoyle: so... you see why i'm confused?
demeritoriouscaress: Weird.
demeritoriouscaress: Yes..
demeritoriouscaress: I'm confused now too!
demeritoriouscaress: hehe
degargoyle: hehe
degargoyle: get ready to be even more confused
degargoyle: do you want to?
demeritoriouscaress: Sure hehe
demeritoriouscaress:
degargoyle: ok I don't want to be boring
degargoyle: ok.. BFs description
degargoyle: well.. ok.. the girl is one of the most beautiful girls in my university
degargoyle: the guy is 5'4 ... fat... not good looking..
degargoyle: he is srilankan
degargoyle: he is 5 years older
degargoyle: he treats her like crap.. but she apparently likes that
demeritoriouscaress: I don't think she likes it...no one would like being treated like shit.
demeritoriouscaress: I think she just doesn't know any different. Could you beat said guy's ass?
degargoyle: yeah. I could
degargoyle: she once told me
degargoyle: "teehee.. he always wrestles me and beats me.. teehee"
degargoyle: and..
degargoyle: "oh i dare not punch him in the arm like I punched you.. cuz teehee.. he punches back twice as hard"
degargoyle: she hates having her hair long.. now the guy is forcing her to grow it long.. and she says that she is.. cuz he wants her to
degargoyle: she didn't want to work on saturdays.. but he made her change her schedule so that he works on wednesday and she works on saturday.. cuz he doesn't like weekends
degargoyle: when she wants to stay at home.. he drags her to basket ball games.. like his trophy
degargoyle: when I criticise him... she defends him and looks at me like shes gonna kill me
degargoyle: mental problems? or what ?
demeritoriouscaress: Mental problems.
demeritoriouscaress: Seriously.
demeritoriouscaress: I would kick his fucking ass.
demeritoriouscaress: And you should buy her a carnation, or a rose.
demeritoriouscaress: And see where that gets you
degargoyle: she freaks out when ever some one flirts with her
degargoyle: she tells me about everyone who flirts with her.. she doesn't tell her BF
degargoyle: haha
degargoyle: so i don't want her to freak out and stop being a friend