Have you ever noticed that when you stub your toe, and then look down, whatever you supposedly stubbed it on, is mysteriously out of the way?

And so you sit there, dumbfounded (cussing, of course), thinking "how the fuck did I hit that?". And you know all the while ... that it's just not possible.

How did that table leg just happen to be hanging out that extra three inches to be in your way? That couch end ... just happened to morph out to get in your way? The corner of the wall ... the one you've walked past for five years ... this time you forgot where it was?

B U L L S H I T

It's the fucking Toe-Stubbing-Gremlin-Bitches (female variety only).

Those little bastards push shit into your way. Then they grow and prosper off of your pain. Then while you're hopping around like a fucking moron, they move the things back, so you look even more stupid. Your friends/family/significant other is laughing, of course, so you've lost their respect. All for what? Just to feed the ego of those fucking gremlin-bitches.

And it doesn't end there. OH NO!! They have more planned. Ever reached for a toothbrush and got left-over paste on your hand? That's right, those little fucks. And you know that puddle of water that mysteriously appears on your linoleum floor? THAT'S RIGHT!!! Those bitches. Oh yeah, yeah!! And when you sit down on the stool and there is saran wrap over the seat? Well, that was Me. But you get the point.

Squash those bitches wherever you see them.

Trust Me.

I know what's best.

O_O damn..



*gets scared due to the realization of impending doom*

And when you put your keys down on the table and then instantly they've gone! I Mean WHAT THE HELL! Only when you need to get out the Godamn house real fast. And when you're driving trying not to speed to make up the time speant looking for keys...you'r car stalls at the lights..not once BUT TWICE! AAARGH and then when you get there you can't get the damn boot open (trunk) or find the spade you know was in there and when you've got the guy out of the trunk and you're aiming the gun at his head over the hole you dug (took nearly an hour to shift those damn rocks) the son of a bitch gun only gets jammed!!! I mean those sodding Gremlins!!!

Or maybe somebodies trying to tell me something?...nah ..stoopid gremlins

you are asshole. what woman messed your shit up??? you need to calm your ass down. why do you hate women? i am a woman (girl) and i am not out to get you miso. and i dont think any other women are. so calm your shit and be a gentleman. not a son of a bitch!!!!

he's actualy...so far i've seen only used his hatred of woman thing as a spoof type irony thing...i mean have you read this post? he's not that nutts

he is a dumbshit. he's probably angry b/c no women will fuck him or something. there must be some stupid ass reason to hate women and its disgusting. where do you think he came from... a man? i think not! i mean honestly.. what woman rocked his shit up? well... there is only one sensible way to figure this out...

Miso.. are you gay?

oh yes that's really adult behaviour...teach by example..i'm bi i have a lot of gay friends so f*ck you confused.

i aint got no problems with gay people. i have gay friends too. thats wasnt my ponit and if it came out like that im sorry. im just saying.. i cant think of anything that could happen to miso so bad to make him hate women... and if he does hate women, then he must be gay. unless he's one of those useless assholes who abuse their women becuase they think that they are above women. i dont think that a man could hate women with such passion as miso without him being gay. one woemn, a few women, maybe. but to hate all women in general, i dont see what pleasures he can get from them. and i f i hurt your feelings or anything tentacle im sorry, i didnt mean for it to come out the way it did, i apologize. and just know.. i am not homophobic, in fact i would even say that i 'like' gay people. they are fun to be around... and i find myself to have certain feelings as toward being a lesbian. so dont think im a bitch and that i hate gay people becuase i dont. i actually enjoy their company

Im sorry for jumping down you'r throat...just a bit touchy on that subject..the men who hate women are usualy the one's who want something they can't have...the guys who are really into women but are too stupid to work out what behaviour makes women leave them.

you're right tentacle. and still... i apologize. i may have been rude with what i said. but i hate men who hate women. men who beat women, men who yell at women, men who think that they are above women... it all disgusts me. i can't stand it. and i just want to rip the head of evry guy who has ever hit a women in anger. aparently... they think that women are nothing more than dogs, slaves, its revolting. i would never let a man touch me like that. if he ever hits me, he better kill me becuase when he is done and i am healed... i will kill him.

Stay on topic stoopid.. we're talking about crazy scary stuff okay? I hate men who do all that stuff too... when I say hate.. I mean.. HATE..

In this case.. Like Tentacledead said.. its a spoof type irony thing..

if you have a problem with men beating women and all that stuff then become a social worker where you can actually do something to help. Are you making the world a better place by posting offtopic stuff?

Plus killing someone for hitting you is a wee bit extreme...i've been hit for no reason many times and as yet the death count has been..low.

And to keep it on topic It Wasn't me who killed em it was A guy wearing an exact replica of my entire body who'd copied my voice using a biro and a rubber band.

FUCK, and just as i was reading this thread, something mysteriously moved the outlet adapter out of its place so that when i put my foot down i ended up stepping on the red on/off switch, turning off my computer completely and having to restart the entire damn thing!! THOSE LITTLE BITCHES DO EXIST!! FUCKING LITTLE SHITS!

now how the hell do we get rid of em ? .....

what confused is saying doesn really make sense though, becuz she s saying that for him to hate women with such passion he must surely be gay. well who the hel lsaid gay men hate women? i dont think they do at all. and if they do then why do they accompany you instead of beating your brains out when they see you. i think youre turning this into a big deal. i mean what the fuck do you care if he hates women? let him be. he must surely have his reasons.
i hate dogs. are you gonna bash me because i hate dogs? its an opinion. just as long as he doesnt go barging into your life and starts beating the hell out of you or your girlfriends then its none of your business and you have no business bashing him. besides who said he does beat on women. as i said, i hate dogs but that doesnt mean i go running over every dog i see.
you have to calm the hell down and stay on topic. which is not womenhatred.
it was those little gremlins that do freaky shit to you. chill the fuck out.

oh and before you say anything. i m a woman too. and i also hate men who beat on women for no apparent reason. i just think you got too personal on him without knowing who the fuck youre talking to. this is just a fucking forum, i can say im a slut and i m really not. if you cant deal with the fact that this is no place to take people so literally by their word then perhaps you should go someplace else. or take a reality pill.

Erm......I'm a girl, right. And I found that post really funny. And I'm sure that the majority of everyone on this site would agree that Miso didn't mean it to be taken seriously. So what the Hell is your problem Confused?!It was FUNNY! People who take things too far really bug me. No offence obv.

It was probably (please don't jump me for this-- it's just an opinion) A female Dyke who hates men for whatever reason and just took out the hatered on him.. So he has a bad opinion of women due to that one.. Is it a conspiracy or does everyone bundle groups together instead of one person, one opinion of Just that person.. not the group...

As for teh whole 'moves it in your way thing" That was speedbumps fault!!!!!

was not my fault!!

Oh, wait..... It Was!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

And who dropped you on your head when you were born?
So that you cannot know irony when you see/read it?

Just shut up.