....you've been hit by a random kitten drive by....
*tosses you a grey and white one from the tinted car window and speeds away looking for my next victim*

More taco meat

LOL i guess you didn't realise this was free kitten protection zone..

~pets kitten and feeds it~

Or to make the largest and therefore msot effective human shields on the face of the Earth.

..

..aha, but a swarm of flying twinkies would create havoc with the massive wall of fat. They would all try to capture the twinkie planes, to devour its precious cargo. But, no, the twinkie planes are far superior to the fatness. With their wild, strain-inducing maneuvers(sp), they would one by one, cause the faties to die off; stroke, beef clot, and heart attack being the culprits.

..*blink*

..*goes away*

The american way of life has undermined the integrity of your country. Land of the free, means people are going to do things that are easy because they have the right to, therefore they will eat fast food and companies will supply it, as is their right.

We as a country need to learn to slow down and SEE what we are doing to ourselves... Hell, everything here is on the timer...
Makes you wonder how women are finding the time to get pregnant!!!

How evil!

no one is forced to eat all this shit food, that's the rub.

i have never walked past mcdonalds and had mickey d himself come out and shove a big mac down my throat at gunpoint.

i may be poor but i always have food in my backpack so i don't have to eat your deep fried rat burgers.

and you know what? you don't have to either!!!

this may come as a shock to some people but the truth is that if you become a fat bastard from eating 87 big mac meals a day then it is your fault and no one elses!!!

deal with it, if you didn't want mickey d and the colonel taking over the world then you would stop buying their food, wouldn't you?

Harsh words.. true ones, but harsh none the less....

I have 'mac attacks' every now and then.. I give in to them.. I enjoy a big mac or whopper(burger kings version for you vegans) when i get the urge...

OH, and the colonel is dead.. it's his kids that are trying to..

you have to be harsh if you want to get through the layers of fat and secret sauce into these mcpeople's brains

hey, i work at a mcdonalds, so if you wanna know some bullshit about the area, i can tell you. oh, and boy do i got the dirt, literally.

LOL i prefer burger king.. better toys with the kids meals!!!!

i prefer to prepare my own meals...or to drink alcohol, at least you no what's in it

LOL Hmm, vodka is potatoes...

I don't like cooking these days because it generates too much heat in this little apartment... And seeing as i live upstairs, and all the kitchens on the bottom floor all center below mine, i get the heat from when they cook too.. Then my computer gets mad at how hot it is and stops working till it cools down up here... I try to keep my computer happy

Plus it's hard to think, let alone type when it's 110 in your livingroom...

get a fan

fans blow the heat around, and don't really cool the place at all(i tried that first).. I must use the AirConditioner or the place boils in short time...

actually, if you set up the fans and a couple of well placed frozen food items, you can have the place cool in no time. yes, i know i'm poor.

But if i defrost them that way, i'll have to cook them... Then the place gets overheated again...

microwave man. there chreap and anything you can do on a stove you can do in a microwave. trust me, i've been working on it.