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01-23-03
proven statements given by supreme court register that kentucky fried chicken has to change thier name due to the fact there chickens have no heads and therfore are not chickens. yes proven medical science, they grow there embryo and morph them to a point that they have no brain capability, and are just grown likeplants. could they be doing that to humans to check disease, or should they do that to humans?
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Um.... What?
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Uh, sorry Fran, but that made absolutely no sense. Could you translate that?
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01-27-03
Even though it is possible, KFC does not use any chickens that dont have heads (until they are cut off) And by the way, the chicken is the only known animal that can survive without it's head for more than 72 hours, so no, we could not have brainless humans... | |
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01-28-03
first, lets see how these are "proven statements" and not just the urban legend that i thought they were.
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KFC is just to chicken to fight the suit...
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OMG, I can't believe you said that...that is the ULTIMATE groaner...
Kinda like "Whats the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?" from Spaceballs...
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That is an extremely well delivered piece of bullshit and that's coming from a minister of Bullshit here (three years in the church)..Is Morph a scientific word? and actualy Sik the Cockroach (or roach to you politicaly correct americans) can survive without it's hed pretty much indeffinately.
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Quote: Originally posted by thefinalw0rd
OMG, I can't believe you said that...that is the ULTIMATE groaner...
Kinda like "Whats the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?" from Spaceballs... | LOL i know... horrible ain't i *grins*
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02-04-03
Actually it's the truth, KFC can no longer legally call themselves KFChicken because the "chicken" cannot actually be classified as chicken anymore. | |
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that's because it's textured veg
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humans are, have been, and always will be a species that are classified as omnivores. not herbavores, nor carnivores.....
OMNIVORES.....
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02-22-03
hmmmm is this just like there is no milk in mcDonalds thickshakes and ice creams etc???
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02-23-03
So what are they gonna call themselves then?
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kentucky fried suedo-chicken!!
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Quote: Originally posted by Tentacledead
That is an extremely well delivered piece of bullshit and that's coming from a minister of Bullshit here (three years in the church)..Is Morph a scientific word? and actualy Sik the Cockroach (or roach to you politicaly correct americans) can survive without it's hed pretty much indeffinately. | Until the Roaches starve to death.
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02-27-03
how about this.. the government wanted the initials for there own use, so they are ousting KFC's ability to use it!!
(just a thought)
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PHHHHHHHHHHHPPPP (lip sputer movement)
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