There is a secret network of women bent on destroying all chances of my finding a relationship... this phenomenon has been documented in three states... Georgia, Florida, and New Mexico.

At any cusp in a new relationship, my prospective mates recieve psychic vibrations that warn them away from me for heretofore unknown reasons...

the TRUTH is KNOWN! it can all be traced back to Jo**** C** of Atlanta, Georgia... who has put the word out via the psychic feminist network... apparently i presumptuously asked her out over ten years ago... her poison has spread silently and secretly... UNTIL NOW!

Hmmm..... are you sure it's just her???
the conspiracy may be more widespread than that..

Maybe you should so something with your hair, get a tan, lose some weight, shave or you something else. Men are pigs. If you're attractive enough, they don't really care.

actually, i DO care... thats the point... im not talking random fucking here... im talking every single time i am on the cusp of a relationship, they (the women) back off... no reason... no explanation... so it could only be the psychic feminist network.

can i guess her name?

will you tell me if i get it right?

meguess: joanne cox

is it? is it?

has nothing more to say on topic...

I think two things at the moment..

1} masochist is right about the name..

2} that you are defeating yourself..

You are the conspirer errant.. You have created your own conspiracy by doing what you do..
Although i do believe that there is a psychic feminist network out there...

Sorry your conspiracy should be more mysterious. What did Ms. Cox do to you?

Maybe her boyfriend liked you better in school and she is some kind-of stalker that wants to destroy you. Come on now. We need details.

well, the last name was right... but there arent that many three letter names that begin with C...

should I KNOW the first name errant??

Are you paranoid if they are really after you?

mmm what was that? conspiracy theory?

but they ARE... i can almost feel their vibes centering in on my prospective mates...

ok mel...LOL

They are bored and boring. Don't worry the love you truely feel for the guy you want is twenty times better than there sex and sleeziness. Too bad he'll still cheat on you or you will dump him. Maybe the other way around. Well both you and prospective mate lose and the stalkers end up somewhere eventually. Hopefully it is in a bad place.

he? what he?

Sure. You know often it isn't personal. It is like a guy at a bar looking at your boyfriend and deciding he should have you. This has happened to me at dance clubs. I will be clearly dancing with someone and a slut will move in on him. It might last awhile, but it really just screws up the realationship.

Mmmm, still you know you are with the right person when they don't care. After you get over it, you'll realize he was not the right person for you.

but... the VIBES...

NM, were you talking about what goes through the females he's interested in/involved with, or are you ooopppsing and thinking he's female..LOL

I kinda got lost for a minute

im still lost... the VIBES people... the VIBES

Your a guy?

Butch it up a bit. You may have a point but still not really saying anything that makes you sound like you really have a problem. Perhaps a short story.

mmmgrrr...