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View Poll Results: Will Sire get laid? | |
Yes
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No
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Do me now Sire, I want you bad
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Who's Sire?
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10-12-01
Hehe... I figured this was by far the most interesting question listed in the... small font.... ~grinz~
so peeps... what are the chances do ya think? | |
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10-12-01
Two posts, one and one? Curious isn't it  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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10-12-01
I think he`s got a shit load of money so yeah. Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork! | |
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10-12-01
With that face (points to Sire's avi) he'd better... :p You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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10-12-01
Philosophy? Where?
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I feel this way on DF...a lot. | |
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10-12-01
I think it relates to the thread title...why is the sky blue, etc etc, will Sire ever get laid. You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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| | | Sweet Zombie Jesus
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10-12-01
I did a bit on the sky being blue and human evolution before. Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork! | |
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10-13-01
who can't get laid? all you need is 20 bucks if yer a guy...and... a short skirt and tight shirt if yer a girl.. | |
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10-13-01
Were you offering Deirdre ? $20 to the guys, and short skirts to the girls ? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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| | | paraphiliac
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10-13-01
actually you get a much higher quality of male if you just sit pretty at the bar and look bored, drinks with cherries help also...if you tip and flirt with the bartender, your drinks also end up stronger with better service...if you even have to pay? Being a girl is fun!  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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10-13-01
I've never paid for more than the first two drinks.  Being femme rocks! You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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Maybe if we dress him up like a girl took Sire to a bar, we could get him laid and drunk? Think it'll work?  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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10-13-01
That could be interesting... :p You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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10-13-01
wonder what he'll think of that plan?  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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10-13-01
Oh I'm sure he'll let us know if he has strong objections...
Now what kind of dress are you thinking? Long, short, split, puffed, low-cut? You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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10-13-01
It would depend if he has nice legs, and of course his chest...we can't have him lookig to manly...naturally something black... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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10-13-01
You`d have to shave his beard off. Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork! | |
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10-14-01
He's got a beard too? Oh well, consider it gone.  You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
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10-14-01
*L*
Oooh, I'm beginning to like this already!
What else do you have in mind?
I got the idea of using black lipstick?
>^..^< To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Something witty and clever!" | |
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10-14-01
Very very few looks good in black lipstick...I was thinking more in the line of wine red or brown, depending on his complexion. While we're at it, fake eyelashes, a must or just plain tacky? You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Stab me in the dark, let me disappear | |
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