damn, i was going to mention that...guess i shoulda read into this sooner...

and you're just pissed 'cos you wouldn't be the first O.W.O.....(orbiting-weird-Oh!)

*tips back cowboy hat*

Jes' doin' my part for these here folks........

I guess it's all personal preference, if you'd really WANT to eat dead humans or not. Personally, I don't like meat in general, so my opinion is pretty much moot. I like the diamond idea though, it's sentimental with a certain flare of "The Addams Family". I want every usable part of me donated to wherever it's needed, but the rest of me I want burned. I don't understand why we take up so much space with graveyards... some cemetaries in big cities span for miles. I heard an idea somewhere, I have no idea where, about graveyards being made like parking garages. Level upon level of coffins. That'd be interesting to see. I actually had a point when I started replying, but I obviously got off track. I was going to say that half of America's population isn't fit to be consumed. What with all the alcohol and cigarette crap and drugs that we use. The effects may wear off, but there's still shit in our systems for years afterwards, Especially with smokers. I wouldn't really want to eat a chunk of meat that had been exposed to carcinagens for years on end. YUCK!

Interesting take on things. You don't want to because it's bad for you.

You know those rather be a canibal than eat an animal bumper stickers? All you vegi eating, so far above it, people are the problem, ninnies sufficate the everyone with your whoosy bitching. Go eat some protein suppliments and stop doing drugs. It is just totally unreal to even consider being a canibal. But you know since you aren't innocent of knowing how badly you piss everyone off and have a memmory, unlike those poor selfless animals, is it okay to slap you around some?

*ponders NMaries reply* were you dissing ME? Or vegetarians? I'm not a vegetarian, I love well cooked meat, but I don't go for greasy hamburgers or bloody hunks of cow ass personally. That's all I meant.

*another point to ponder* Has anyone seen Notting Hill, with the "Fruitarian" chick? Cooked carrots are murdered! Cooked carrots are murdered!

My only hope is I taste like chicken.

Everything tastes like chicken.

Using human corpses as food or a resource would severely degrade the idea of human worth. We all want our lives to have meaning in life and in death, serving as a hamburger in the McDeceased Drive-in would surely not fit in that philosophy. We are to be revered, preferably without ketchup. Other then that there is no reason why human flesh should not be eaten, it's meat just like chicken or cow and presumably not even bad testing. I read somewhere you can already pressurize your ashes into diamonds so it should not take long with todays commerce that you can be transformed in a miriad of objects like caps, placemats and cupholders.

I want to be reincarnated as a T-shirt with the slogan "You think you've got a problem?"

nice point Z3ro. Humans are arrogant, but as far as we know, we have every right to be.

True, but what does CHICKEN taste like?

I think I must be developing a duel personality, two responses come to mind. Tell me which you prefer;

(Cute answer)....erm...frogs legs?

(Smart arse disgusting answer) Your mama, man....oh no, that's anchovy.

"I don't care for your parents."


"Then just eat the vegetables."

They're dead.


I can't fit their wheelchairs in the oven.

Have you tried a blowtorch? Hanging them on a spit?

everyone seems to me shit deep in primordal superstition

This whole promoting canibalism thread is dark and twisted. So I'll leave you to your immature rantings.

~ Glares at everyone ~

All I know is I'd make a very high fat greasy meal....

You're a little tightly wound there, ain't ya.