why is it that the morons always come up with the most interesting and ponderable theories. like Rene descartes. i'm not saying he's a moron, just somewhat eccentric. he came up with some great theories, like how distance distorts things, and how all animals were mindless robots. but best of all, was the theory of his own existence. if we can think, therefore we must exist. then came the all-famous quote, cogito ergo sum, or 'I think, therefore i am'. that's the best philosophical theory i've ever come across. but he was still a bit crazy though....

....but then again, Nietzsche was even crazier....

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