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What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 ...
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is this bullshit or fertilizer?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
why is it called an emergency room if it takes so long for the doctors to see you?
is shit actually funny?
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Yes, right up to the point where you punch them in the face. Not so smart now are ya?
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What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
Say nothing. Hand him a tissue. Then when he's busy blowing his nose, kill him. God doesn't sneeze; this is obviously an imposter.
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What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
It becomes a pain.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
Stupid and weak people will fall for anything.
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How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
The "Keep of the Grass" faeries, duh. (They can fly...)
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
The first person to realize that calfs drink it, and seem to enjoy the hell out of it, so why not?
A better question would be to ask who the stubborn bastard was who kept coming up with new ways to prepare puffer fish until his dinner guests stopped dying?
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Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
The lazy guy who said "I'll bet I won't have to pluck and debone that..."
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
I can't shoot players during baseball, basketball, or any other season either.
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No, no one eats clowns because they're scary.
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Is this bullshit or fertilizer?
There's a difference?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Cats would rather eat their natural prey found in the wild.
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why is it called an emergency room if it takes so long for the doctors to see you?
Doctors have a different definition of the word emergency. That's why the guy with the machete stuck in his face got to see the doctor first, even though you and the finger you sliced open while trying to slice celery while watching Jerry Springer have been sitting there for half an hour.
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is shit actually funny?
Throw some at a group of nuns. If anyone laughs, the answer is "yes", at least until the nuns get ahold of you. You getting stomped by a group of angry, feces-splattered nuns would be hilarious.
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anyone else have some " questions to think about"?
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um.....well, i got a few of my own but they ain't as funny.....
did Jesus ever get a blow-job? and did God feel it? did God like it? surely God enjoys a good blow-job?
why is it, if it is so where you live, that you'll see a speed limit sign: 45 mph just before a sharp turn side reading 15 mph...............why not post the 45 mph sign after the 15 mph sign?
how come no one knows the First American President was John Hanson (not Washington)?
i dunno....i suck.......trying to keep this thread alive goddamn-it!
I was masturbating
just contemplating
the color of suicide
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