None of us have exposes of something (in which) anyone who applies implies all of them are as blind as Helen Keller. (a big uncomformity)

I think we can gather that from how you reply. Nicely done

ironically, that is no more or less difficult to read than the bile projected from turak's gullet on a regular basis.

Everything he says is opaque and evasive.

Not to mention twisted to suit his point of view

*Sighs again* See, you DON'T read all of posts made to you. I happen to see my son all the time! But you would not have come to your conclusion had you done some simple RESEARCH! But i forgot, you don't read. you do it through osmosis..
Yes, i love the food my two Chinese co-workers bring for me to try. They happen to own a Chinese restaurant. So they, and their husbands, cook traditional Chinese foods! They are all excellent chefs, and try out new menu items on me Ain't i lucky!!!

As for the solitaire comment. I said i enjoy it every now and then. Not all the time..
Poor you and your lack of reading thoroughly. that assmosis thing just ain't working for you.. Guess it's time for you to get a new prescription for your glasses..

Yeah, I was wondering if he meant you. But I know you see your kid all the time. So... turak fails again.

we do way to much ego stroking around here

did that certifcate come with a special decoder ring?

methinks thou doth protest too much

stroking your own ego: makes you a hypocrite

really! do go on.... and on.... and on.......

I see you were short a box of frosted flakes? I can send you mine if you like. I think your next appoinment wants a happy ending which should be good for a big tip.

methinks thou copy a lot for someone who supporteth not copying others.

damn dude you're harsh

Son, you ever think of actually Using that thing stored inside your skull? Or is it just on the fritz from that there granola you been eatin?

Alright folks, I think we're gonna have to call it, and institute a retro-active abortion on this one here, he's just too far gone for any hope of help

retro-active abortion? nice. i'd call it a post-natal abortion. though that might refer to throwing a baby into the trash if it's not cute

Nah, the retro-active abortion is for those who are so fucking stupid they bring the general I.Q. of humanity down 10 points

i wonder if turak has kids? oh jesus christo