Chicken and the egg be damned
PhilosophyDiscuss Chicken and the egg be damned in the Debate and Discussion forums; I have a much better question.
What came first, animals or plants?...
no, thatz not what he was asking....he asked which came first, animal or plants, the plants came first....which came first, the plants or the protozoans? the protozoans......but yes, plants came first, way the fuck first..........also, chicken or the egg? the egg, obviously! for, during dinosaur times, eggs were laid....the chicken did not appear until millions of years later.........now shut up!
no, thatz not what he was asking....he asked which came first, animal or plants, the plants came first....which came first, the plants or the protozoans? the protozoans......but yes, plants came first, way the fuck first..........also, chicken or the egg? the egg, obviously! for, during dinosaur times, eggs were laid....the chicken did not appear until millions of years later.........now shut up!
Chicken and the egg is "simple".
First you must define what you mean by chicken. If you mean the type of poultry currently present in our times then so be it, however if you mean any type of chicken that exists whether it be only an ancestor that somewhat resembles or doesn't even look like a chicken then that's another story..
Then you must decide on what type of egg you're talking about. Are you talking about just a basic egg, or are you talking about a chicken egg? And if it's a chicken egg what exactly makes a chicken egg a chicken egg? Well, that would end up being one of two things. A chicken egg is either an egg lain by a chicken or an egg containing a chicken.
So taking all of this you can finally decide on whether the chicken or the egg came first.
Really simple.
Yup.
But as for this plants and animals..I dunno..it's odd but also somewhat important.
You see, without plants animals would create so much cowhatnot that they'd finally end up running out of oxygen, whereas plants would pretty much do the exact opposite thereby running out of cowhatnot.
I'm thinking plant came first, then a type of herbivore came along. Primarily because without plants animals would be incapable of having something to eat, beyond sludge..which might or might not be inhospitable to an animal's stomach.
Meanwhile plants primarily need light and whatnot and water.
Yup..
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ok, earth history 101........this is the earth, itz full of nothing, except moisture.....sun becomes a G2 or a G1 star, itz gases/heat causes the earth's moisture to turn into water, and
voila, we got oxygen, carbon, and all the fun shit........then the shit freezes.......but it eventually unfreezes, then these little "bacteria" like organisms start sprouting up all over the place, in the water mind you, and after some evolutionary shit, one of 'em becomes a plant....ooh, exciting......in no time at all, the waters are filled with plants and bacteria like organisms, and eventually, aquatic life forms......then, plants come to land, as well as da fisheys, then the dino's come along and go "brawwr!" and eat everything before dying off, and somewhere along the lines humanity was born.........oh, and here's a little bit of fun information, other than simple celled organisms and aquatic life forms and shit, bugs were essentially the first creatures to come about.............think of this too, a wasp/bee/hornet, etc, are realated to ants!!!!!!