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the death of my friend steve
Published by blackflame
08-29-01
the death of my friend steve

There was a guy name Steve, well Steve decide to grab a gun shoot his fucking hand off.

Then Steve's good friend Willie came over and saw Steve's hand on the floor and looked at Steve and said," You're a fucking dumbass Steve and now I'm going to kick you." So Willie did just that, he kicked him in the head and went to steve's computer and started to play AvP gold (alien verse predator)

Then Andy came over and saw Steve lying on the ground twitching. He looked at him again and kicked him also in the head, and went over and watched Willie play AvP gold.

Steve started ask for help, but both of them said," shut the hell up would you and die."

Then there was a tapping at the door and it was Nick, he said," where's Steve!!!" Willie and Andy said," on the floor slowly dyeing," nick said oh!" and kicked Steve right in the head and walked over and played with Willie and Andy.

Then I went to Steve's house and walked into his room and saw my best friend lying there on the floor dyeing, so I kneeled down and said," What happen to you Steve," Steve trying to speak," I shot my hand off with that gun over there and nick, Andy, and Willie all kicked me in the head for some damn reason." I said," you're a fucking dumbass Steve," and kicked him in the head and walked over to the guys and said," lets drag steve out back and feed him to the worms."

They all agreed with me.

So we got a couple of shovels and headed out back dragging Steve in the process.

We found a spot and started to dig, by the time we were done Steve looked really pale and disgusting.

We picked him up and heaved him into the hole, Willie then said," Damn he's heavy," the rest of us said," You can say that again," "Damn he's heavy," shut up Willie," nick said, "or we'll put you along side Steve.

Then we got into Willie's car and drove off.

The end.
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